Neunundneunzig Spyballons

https://twitter.com/ryankakiuchan/status/1623991848451858432?s=20&t=hreajJhQpxwEzxitXxn1ZA

edit: SPACEFORCE pewpew

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Next thing you know they are going to have to admit that they actually shot down Elliot and ET on the bike.

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This would be an A+ explanation if this were the case, but not to my knowledge? They just passed the latest record budget back in December.

That UFO was no angel. We must quadruple the budget of the space police so they can keep our sky streets safe from these thugs that are probably on UFO welfare.

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60s get the Cuban Missile Crisis. We get this and MTG carrying around a party balloon.

This really is the worst imaginable timeline.

This is supported by the reporting that there were 3 of these during the Trump administration and no one made a big deal about it. I assume it’s the kind of shit we do to countries all the time, and they probably do it back. The government has just decided to make a big deal about it now.

Going from UFO to UAP is the worst rebranding since New Coke.

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The German lyrics are much better, although I think the English version has the better melody and overall sound production.

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I only recently discovered the translation of the German lyrics, and I was surprised at how interesting they are, and the story they told. That being said, I think the translation to English was really well done in terms of keeping some semblence of the story while maintaining the same beat.

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https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1624837104860643331?s=20&t=Hxs2QcT5jYNk3-nelbpYPA

Jesus Christ, if we have to close O’Hare because of one of these stupid radar returns…

Here’s a song that I wrote with my good friend Johnny Horton:

  • The first one was a big news story for a week? Biden was dragged on conservative media. It was huge so they didn’t want to shoot it down over populated areas. It gets shot down over the ocean.

  • The next one or two are much smaller and also flying lower in altitude range of commercial flights. They got shot down immediately.

I think they are such a big news story the military/administration wants/needs to put out info.

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Mr Schumer, who said he had been briefed by national security adviser Jake Sullivan, implied that suspected surveillance balloons had been in operation for years and that Congress should examine why it took so long for the US to find out about them.

“The bottom line is, until a few months ago we didn’t know of these balloons - our intelligence and our military didn’t know,” he said.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1624876175989276674?s=46&t=X_kiRiRXlsN1yisbdc-RHg

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/chinese-authorities-said-they-were-preparing-to-shoot-down-an-unidentified-flying-object-spotted-near-the-yellow-sea/ar-AA17oLTf?li=BBnb7Kz

https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1623254276905500672?s=20&t=E_kOFwXwh2hYCqtUz7hyEg

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https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1624890539840528385

https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1624933361746673664?s=20&t=nm5ket2rMinTaMmsmpbMjw

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