Movies (and occasionally face slaps) (Part 1)

But seriously, blaming Cameron for the cookie cutter commercialism of the marvel and star wars universes is a total joke. Cameron has made, what, two sequels? Like a decade apart? The man’s a great technician and artist with a singular and uncompromising vision for the worlds he wants to create in his films. That sets him on a completely different footing than Marvel and Star Wars garbage, who are transparently just out to make a buck. Look at the diverse and exciting and iconic worlds he has created:

Piranha II: The Spawning, an overlooked masterpiece, probably the best first film ever made
Terminator, what an incredible way to break onto the mainstream film scene
Aliens: took a classic movie and made a sequel almost as good, just as good, or better, depending on who you ask
The Abyss: great movie, incredible setting
Titanic: speaks for itself
Avatar: thrilled moviegoers worldwide

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James Cameron doesn’t do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is… James Cameron.

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This is funny. I agree with you. It’s funny to me because at different points audiences have been angry that he wouldn’t do more franchise stuff. Closest we got was Cameron nearly making Spider-Man with Leo DiCaprio.

But now aside from that hilarious Aquaman movie he “directed” in Entourage, he refuses to do other people’s stuff. The man insists on taking as long as it takes to create original IP–

Wait, I’m being handed a note…

…based on Pocahontas wtf??!

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Did Keed just out himself as a secret gimmick account for Armond White???

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Armond is great but I’m not as big of a fan of Bay as he is. I think Armond is right that Bay has a good eye for composition and effects, if not storytelling. Cameron combines that with adequate, workmanlike storytelling.

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Armond is the most boring film critic by far. It’s just the opposite of the mainstream opinion every single time. He thinks he is such a rebel but in reality it’s just tedious and utterly predictable.

Right like I’m never sure what level Armond is on but gdamn does he spin a compelling hot take.

I like how you describe Cameron. I think he’s like Ridley Scott in that they don’t really make “bad” movies, but they desperately need good scripts.

If Cameron or Scott has a good script though, they will deliver a movie better than anything you can imagine.

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Whenever I don’t quite like a movie as much as other people but can’t explain why I read Armond’s review. He very often is able to articulate what I can’t.

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Agree there. He’s helped me think through my own takes on a movie even if just by offering me such a clearly articulated opposing experience. A lot easier to say what I mean when juxtaposed against the extreme limits of the most ridiculous yet coherent hot take on Transformers you’ll ever read/hear.

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I think the trailer for Bad Trip might be the new internet challenge.

Scientists now believe it is humanly impossible to make it through this trailer without falling to the ground in laughter.

Streaming on Netflix

Co stars LIl Rel Howery, an absolute fucking delight ever since I first saw him in Get Out.

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And what’s this the other main character is played by THE MEME HIMSELF ERIC ANDRE

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Harold Lloyd hanging from the arm of a giant clock except it’s a dong

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i lost

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One of our best and our brightest eliminated in the early rounds! Who could have seen this coming

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Who will next attempt to make it through the Sphinx’s Gates?

sir robin

Are they going in one by one or are they going to try as a team

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Just imagine how bonkers a Harold Lloyd sex scene would be.

The gorilla(i think? I watched it last year) scene was so god damn funny

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How dare you send me down this rabbit hole

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Rip!

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