Movies (and occasionally face slaps) (Part 1)

The Prestige, The Quiet American (Brendan Fraser!!), and Children of Men

Blame it on Rio clearly the correct answer.

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agree. The further I get from it the less I think it’s actually a good movie. I think the importance of the subject caused me to overrate it upon first viewing.

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I told my wife Speak No Evil was the most fucked up movie I’ve seen in 2022.

She wants to watch it as soon as she comes home.

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Brutal.

Be Henry Cavill.

Leave the Witcher series to finally star in Man of Steel 2.

Shrug when the Witcher instantly recasts him with Liam Hemsworth.

Cry when he hears James Gunn is prolly gonna cancel MoS2.

My favourite Caine is “Dressed to kill”, also my favourite of the De Palma pseudo Hitchcock remakes with some added 80s thrash thrown in. Stylistic masterpiece and a lof of fun.
(Being from the 80s it has “problematic” representation of all minorities though)

Have we finally reached peak superhero movie? Are audiences getting bored and asking for actual novel ideas yet? Can all the studio money move on to something else now? Please?

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I think the wave of “superheroes but they’re actually bad” content was probably the big attempt at “novel ideas” and from here it will be a more streamlined mining of the most profitable franchises / brands.

Suck it, Citizen Kane!

When I waited tables in SF, I worked with this hostess who would literally make everyone’s jaw drop when they entered the restaurant - male, female, old, little kid - didn’t matter. At the company Christmas party she made out with a waitress in the middle of the dance floor.

I talked her into going to see Vertigo with me on what probably wasn’t a date, but you never know. When we got to the theater she saw they were also showing Bound and showed a ton of interest. I said I really wanted to see Vertigo. She acquiesced.

She fell asleep like 15 minutes in. I was bored to tears the entire movie.

I am a fucking idiot. I’ll never know if Bound would have gotten her blood going and led to something.

Anyway I’m sure Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles is just riveting fucking fare. So much interiority and pathos! FU movie snobs.

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Seems like a fake movie to me. Why does it have an iPhone in it if it was made in 1975?

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I like Jeanne Dielman but to call it the greatest film ever made is the height of snobbish criticism and why people hate movie analysis. Citizen Kane invented much of modern movie language. JD does no such thing. It’s also very slow, light on plot, and very long. It’s a movie 98% of the public would loathe.

I do like the greatest movie ever is about sex work though!

I was listening to a podcast about this yesterday. Have fun spending 3 and a half hours watching some lady cook potatoes, I guess.

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God it looks exactly like I’d expect. I bet it’s the French Ordinary People.

Why can’t the Germans make good movies? I mean other than scat porn of course. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. No shaming.

I’ve never seen it, but I’m familiar with it from watching Cinefix’s YouTube channel. They used to make some really cool “top 10” movies lists that weren’t really top 10 lists. But recently they were bought by IGN and just started remaking a lot of their old lists.

Although I just looked at their channel for the first time in a while, and it seems like they have some new videos, so maybe I will check them out.

It’s worth watching JD. It’s a good movie if you are in right mind set. It is considered a feminist landmark which largely explains its new seat at the top.

This is a good explanation.

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I can suggest some indie superhero movies that’ll blow your mind suzzler buzzler.

The best ones starred people who are now in the MCU :smiley:

Didnt Bound get everybody’s blood going?

Also, yes youre an idiot

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