MikeLikesOrgies heads to TRUMPMEGASTORE and asks questions.

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  1. Do you think America should be a Christian country?

  2. Cool, what do you think about food stamps?

  3. What do you think about universal healthcare?

  4. Jesus said feed the hungry and care for the sick, how can we be a Christian country if we don’t listen to Jesus himself?

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Shortcut but I love it.

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And that’s how MLO became a registered sex offender.

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To really do this right you have to dress the part and go full Borat. They have to believe you are one of them. Assuming you are willing and able to do this, the possibilities are endless.

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We need at least one “oh, you’ve got a Dickfor on your forehead.”

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I’m not being an ass here because I am not some super good looking 40 year old myself but you dont think this guy could pull it off:

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  1. The lamestream fake news liberal media says Trump supporters are racist. I ain’t racist. Are you racist?

  2. Have you ever assaulted a black person?

  3. Have you ever called one the n-word?

  4. [Elbow them in the arm, lean in close and lower your voice] Between you and me though you’ve totalled called them the n-word, am I right?

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Ask the questions like they are Family Feud setups, then maybe we can page Steve Harvey to come here and host a game in SOG.

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“Name something you’d be willing to do for this president that no one else would do.”

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Sometimes you need to go open-ended and let them tell you what’s really on their mind:

“Which liberal policy do you hope Justice Amy Coney Barrett will overturn first?”

If necessary you can prompt with “Obamacare? Gay Marriage? Regulations on machine guns?”

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  1. How much have you saved from the Orange tax cuts?

  2. Who’s your favorite OANN host?

  3. Other than Orange himself, who’s done the best jerb in the administration?

  4. What’s the best thing about having fewer illegals in the country?

  5. You don’t know anyone who has had covid, right?

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How come Hilary and Obama haven’t been arrested yet?

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This has to be a top question to everyone. TRUMP IS HEAD OF THE JUSTICE DEPT. MAYBE HE IS IN ON IT!

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And someone trustworthy should get MLO’s sister’s number just in case things don’t go so well.

I’m sure it will go fine tho…

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Is she still alive? That is a joke. Just in case.

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Oh man. Sorry if I missed an update somewhere

Edit: damnit Wich

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I’ve been working remotely since COVID started in March. Right now I’m visiting some family in Florida and noticed one of these Trump stores while going to the grocery store. It is located inside the same building as a gas station and probably used to be a Subway or some shit.

Walk through:

Their website: http://www.ridesrus.com/trumpstore.html

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Got you good fucker!

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Question for owner: You got anything not made in Gyna?

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