Merrick Garland: What would you say you do here?

Musk being implicated in a national security threat is probably in the top 10% of outcomes.

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Even if he says “we are indicting Trump,” which he absolutely is not going to do, they’ll still be appealing pretrial bullshit past the next election.

https://twitter.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1581154953996877824
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Ah well, nevertheless

https://twitter.com/renato_mariotti/status/1584561846194909184?s=46&t=gpmB7TELr3aBRXLWYsK56Q

lol that she thinks that stat is a good thing and not indicative that he won’t go after Trump because he’s a coward that’s afraid of going after anything but an absolute slam dunk case.

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I, for one, am glad that we’re FINALLY going to get to the bottom of Hillary’s emails

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Still drawing live to Laptopghazi!

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You’re right. The John Podesta indictment was long overdue and I’m glad Merrick finally has the stones to take action.

I vote Musk

imagine being a TWTR shareholder right now, anyone who hasn’t dumped this stock is a fucking moron

musk out there committing some light treason just to get out of blowing $40 billy on twitter is an all-time genius move

It’s like those dumb hypotheticals. Finally found a real example. $40B but you have to spend 5 years in this club fed prison. WOULD YOU DO IT?!?

more like “but you have to wear an ankle monitor for 5 weeks” but yeah

TWTR is in the S&P 500 so it has a lot of passive shareholders.

This would have been the winning gif:

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Did we get him?

Somebody got something, but it’s probably just COVID.

Did they develop the chiner flu?

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