Guys I think I figured it out. All this smokescreen means it’s actually Ohtani to KC. It just makes too much sense.
No confirmation from ESPN yet, im not biting this time.
Woj retweet is basically the only thing we have as a society. If this fails we’re reduced to chaos
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10 years $700 million
it’s official (the dodgers, not the money)
Just hit ESPN.
FUCK
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Awwww man. Im genuinely bummed
He might even help the Dodgers win their first world series in 36 years.
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I can’t believe I let myself get sucked in by that.
My mom’s response, I shit you not: “Maybe now the Jays can get busy and sign some real free agents!”
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I have to say, I admire your commitment to the bit.
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70 mil a year for a guy that blew his elbow out twice and won’t even have his first pitching set back until 2025 is bold. Let’s see how it works out!
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Mlb doesnt have a salary cap right? Seems irrelevant then. Just billionaires playing with their toys
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Imagine how much he’d get without those injury concerns. 
I have no idea what you mean
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To be fair his recent surgery wasn’t a full on Tommy John, it was to repair a tear in the tendon. He’ll almost certainly end up needing another TJ though.
Seems like a massive overpay
That’s a lot of pasta.
Lol Shohei was NEVER going to the Blue Jays. Japanese stars will always stay on the coasts.
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Yeah once Seattle dropped out it seems like it was always LA/SF