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So, I really like the M’s, but man, the trident thing is really dumb to me
Imagine your season coming down to a start by Jose Quintana.
I think it’s one of the cooler HR celebration props, outdone only by the Angels’ authentic Samurai helmet they got some legendary guy in Japan to make for them a few years ago. There’s like a two-year waiting list for his stuff, but they said “it’s for Shohei” and he said “on it.”
Lets go M’s, I need you to destroy the asshats to the south
What do we think, Suarez Ave or Suarez Way?
Would have to be Calle or Avenida
Old fuddie duddie. My girls love the heck out of it.
Yes, I know Im the lame one here
I’m pro-trident also.
Bad things: the stupid postgame dance, the fans with goddamn shoes on their heads
Good things: the trident
Imagine using Brendon Little to face Cal Raleigh.
Brewers season ended last year in a start against Quintana.
I suppose that’s shohei’s salary’s fault.
Not sure that Ohtani home actually landed
He Gets Us
There’s a symmetry to this then.
the best part of this is in mlb 25, san diego studios will print a 99 tatis card program after ohtani hits 2 homers and basically single handedly wins the game, and all the lemmings online will insist there’s no anti dodger bias
dodgers world series 2025-2030. deal with it. #dynasty
no one wants to talk about the deferments the diamondbacks made in the early 2000’s to build their world series team - no. something something evil empire. something something salary cap. lololol know nothings.
Oh, sorry, 3 homers. That’s probably the salary.
omfg
