I was actually just thinking about how silly it is to celebrate a combined no-hitter. I imagine a Bill Burr skit:
You know, I get a “no-hitter.” It’s a rare, awesome achievement. You got a pitcher who shuts you down for 9 innings, especially in this pansy age where most pitchers get the vapers if they have to pitch past 6 innings. So a no-hitter is a fuckin big deal.
But a combined no-hitter? All that says is that numerous pitchers, some of whom probably aren’t even that good, shut your weak-ass down by pitching a few innings each. In fact, all that means is we’re highlighting a team WHO PLAYED LIKE SHIT!
Instead of “No hitter alert,” the TV chyrons should read "BLUE JAYS SUCKED TODAY–got No-Hit by numerous pitchers YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF.
Each team gets three challenges that they retain in perpetuity if correct? It just seems like there are a thousand ways for that to lead to really dumb outcomes. If it’s anything like the tennis HawkEye system I think it would make baseball significantly worse aside from whatever manufactured drama it might create (which I also think is fool’s gold but the TV coin counters probably love).
Honestly I thought the 2-out RBI was more impressive than the steals. If he actually figures out how to hit for contact then he’ll be drawing to MVP nearly every year.