My favorite baseball name is still Urban Shocker. Is he a pitcher? Is he a sex act? Why not both?
I like it when pitchers are named Homer and Walker.
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Bob Walk, Grant Balfour, Josh Outman, Billy Swift, Bob Locker
He’s a real old-timer. For other just straight up funny baseball names, I’ll suggest Pete LaCock, Rusty Kuntz and everyone’s favorite Johnny Dickshot.
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Peak Angels highlights are highlights of Ohtani mashing dingers in a game they’re losing.
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I still stand by Randy Johnson as an all time great sports name. So many unintentionally funny NY Post headlines when he was with the Yankees.
Anthony Rizzo is currently a chefs kiss perfect Yankees name.
Branching into football now, but NYJ Owner Woody Johnson? Is that really true?
I’m happy for Clemons kid and shit, but the two hour blowjob of Roger Clemons on the broadcast, certified scumbag, was super annoying.
Do the Tigers have anything close to a Suzyn Waldman call for Kody Clemens getting called up?
Speaking of sun running, any other plausible explanation for martin perez with an era of 0.000001 or something after 2 months?
https://twitter.com/rangerblake/status/1531822666466086912?s=21&t=x8wgOQXDJ_0ETXGQjCB1MQ
Nah the only stats that look out of whack are BABIP and HR% being low.
The pirates have clinched the season series against the dodgers with 4 wins out of 5 games so far
they also have a better record than the phillies
Rusty Kuntz is the best.
What’s the shortest name in MLB history?
I dunno. Maybe Ed Ott?
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Josh Donaldson sounds like a pretty entitled prick. Yeah, teams may have wanted you back, but it wasn’t for your sparkling personality.