Major League Baseball (Part 1)

https://twitter.com/orioles/status/1528014119600852993?s=21&t=yISgOO3_-CQhegMgNTIBYw

Wholesome shit.

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Congratulations, you’re going to the Big Leagues!

Well, the Baltimore Orioles at least…

yikes

Blue Jays can’t hit for shit anymore, it’s incredible. Seven runs total this weekend against the worst pitching staff in the majors.

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The people in Mccovey cove have got to be the corniest loser fans in all of sports. At least the black hole raiders fans are kind of scary. Is there anything comparable?

They keep showing these dork boys and their custom made floating contraptions and everyone else has like $3000 kayaks.

Earlier in the game some dude jumped into the water for a foul ball and when the other cove people started roasting him for it you could clearly hear him yell “this ball just paid for my parking” like wow you’re jumping into 60 degree water fully clothed for $20 as a hobby!

They could just go to a game and sit in a seat at like 40 games for cheaper than whatever they spent on their kayak and they get to listen to the game on the radio in the ocean instead of watching the game. Fun stuff!

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Maybe they enjoy sitting in a kayak on the water instead of in the stands?

Yeah I need you to talk to Vladito and tell him to get his head out of his ass and start crushing baseballs again.

Remember when he hit 3 HR in a game? That was cool, yet it seems like a long time ago.

Looks so enjoyable!

Getting to a baseball game is already a pain in the ass and now you gotta bring a kayak too, sweet

This guy has a lincoln navigator and he’s sat in a kayak for 500 games.

150~ splash home runs in 20 years, 35 of those were hit by the same steroid user

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https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/1528483617420333056

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i don’t want to do it but if no one will

https://twitter.com/BenVerlander/status/1528471156218482689

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lol f the dodgers

Even franchy got in on the action

I thought Muncy was a catcher, 1B

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He has played 1B, 2B, 3B, and some outfield in the majors. He’s never played C.

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Not when he’s on a team with Freddie Freeman

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He just looks like a catcher

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Birdland

https://mobile.twitter.com/LAAngelsPR/status/1530678981283917825

Lol but in srs news, Kurt suzuki got hit in the head or neck with a warmup pitch and appeared to go out cold when being helped off. No updates yet.

There’s quite a list to be made of guys with baseball-sounding names. Pitcher Janson Junk is a good one. There’s Prince Fielder, Johnny Bench, Herb Score…and bunches more if you think about it.

real name of a nationals short stop