Today is Sabo Bowl #231 !!!1!.
Currently I have yapping-taunting rights over my dog Sabo. He can’t bark without my permission, and I can taunt that scruffy creature at my whim. However, if Sabo’s Padres beat my Red Sox this evening, that will switch to him having yapping-taunting rights over me… he could bark at his whim, and I’d have to address that wonderful doggie with respect.
Sabo will be jelly that I’ll be at the game, and he will not. Note: Sabo Bowls are not numbered consecutively.