Love & Hope & Sex & Dreams

I was trying to figure out what happened to the first 38 answers in this list. I’m tired and punchy.

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LOL

I kind of thought it would be funny to send the scammer a dick picture but that would still be inappropriate right?

Just some straight guy looking at and having to compliment a dick seems funny in my head

Send them a pic of someone else’s dick.

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Yeah I’m aware of that scam. Totally don’t care plus it wouldn’t have my face in it. If it got spread to potential dates… Even better

I see you’ve taken NBZ’s advice and have procured a Patrick Ewing photo.

Do you feel that your work would handle sexual harassment claims properly? Is there anyone you could ask for support if its escalates?

Guy who gets pissed at someone for saying no. That’s not good.

You should NOT feel worried about your projects because you said no to some guy.

Edit. Missed a negative

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Alright I’m kinda done/lazy. Anyone got any ideas before I cut it off?

Tell them you are devastated because a family member died. You won‘t be able to post a lot as you will be busy with funeral arrangements and taking care of the multi-million dollar estate.

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Seems like the perfect message to attach to the aforementioned dick pic.

Send them a pic of your puss.

Oh shit this is a great idea. I’ll tell them tomorrow to give it some more time.

:man_facepalming:

Eh?

:frowning:

Unsure what the reference is but it’s really 100% usage in Israel so I assume other countries too. Telegram is what people used to use for scamming. It moved to Signal now.

I matched with a super cute chick who is into politics! I feel like that’s a unicorn in my age range

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no way to judge elbows. probably better to keep looking

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Ill message her tomorrow and eventually work into that. If she’s a hardcore shitlib that will be devastating.

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I bet she is super into Pod Save America.

Be prepared to be similarly questioned. Good luck.