LOL LAW

Have you ever sat through a legal ethics course? /sarcasm

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WARP SPEED CONSEQUENCES!

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is 15 hours Over or Under on how long schoolwork takes in a lollaw school ethics courses?

Ken Paxton isn’t going to take any legal ethics courses or do any community service.

By the time he is done he will have dozens of hours of legal ethics training!

my professor for professional ethics in law school when asked if he would be taking attendance he said “if you think you can pass my class without showing up more power to you.”

that was my next to last day in professional ethics.

but seriously i would assume the AG office or some DA office offers the CLE classes and the upper levels just sign the paper saying they were there every year and no one gives a shit

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That was your first legal ethics test…

That or remote learning with a video.

I’ve got some bad news for you Liz

https://x.com/accountablegop/status/1773173161267167327?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

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Zero jail time

https://x.com/markniesse/status/1773330835476799698?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

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Just like 2016, when they start saying “X cannot happen,” you know we’re fucked.

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I’m calling it right now, SBF is going to get pardoned

Nah, he doesn’t have the juice.

20 years is all? Eligible for parole in what, 7?

I seriously misjudged the Supreme court. I did not think they would abet a fascist because it would diminish their own power if he’s elected again. I was wrong. They obviously came up with a different calculation

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SBF is a just Reddit-brained creep, he has no allies, no political pull, no juice, and he’s actively sabotaged his own defense because he’s a weird imbecile. Even a system that’s designed to protect rich people isn’t going to save someone this incompetent.

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before

https://x.com/holycitysinner/status/1773399599874498858?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

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Let them eat cake

lollaw indeed

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Literally asking for a warning lolololol

https://x.com/klasfeldreports/status/1773821229331280272?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg