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I thought his debut was great and should have revolutionised soundcloud rap, think his new shit is sad clout-chasing cringe, for real. Sad story.

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British Parliament has so many awesome superheroes. Itā€™s like the Justice League only somehow whiter.

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972

Help me out, lads, I need the silliest names/titles of people involved in UK politics. Itā€™s for a thing, youā€™ll like it when itā€™s done, trust me.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/mikegalsworthy/status/1176473282075344898

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975

We convinced an Australuan friend that there was an MP called Tory Backbenchers

She gets a lot of new headlines.

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976

https://duchyofcornwall.org/

@Trolly

  1. Lord Wrigglesworth

  2. Baroness Young of Old Scone

  3. Lord Adonis

  4. Baroness Garden of Frognal

  5. Lord Low of Dalston

  6. Baroness Hogg Baroness Hogg is also known as Viscountess Hailsham (which she gained through marriage). Typical her, hogging all the best titles. 8. Lord Snape A member of the British parliament being a master of the dark arts and head of Slytherin? No surprise there. 9. Baroness Bakewell of Hardington Mandeville Would make an unbeatable combo with the Earl of Sandwich. 10. Lord Howie of Troon Howie was always the quiet one from Backstreet Boys. Who would have thought heā€™d become lord of the tune? (See what we did there.) 11. Lord Trees Treebeard decided it was time to leave the Lord of the Rings to settle his roots in quieter pastures.

  7. Lord Howie of Troon

Iā€™ve met Howie, he a nice old chap. :wink:

@Trolly better?

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977

I need names that could be mistaken for superhero names. Like Black Rod or Lord Adonis or whatnot.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/mikegalsworthy/status/1176556627367006208?s=08

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We have more than one Chief Whip.

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980

Lord Privy Seal:

(Churchill - ā€œTell the Lord Privy Seal Iā€™m sealed to my privy and can only deal with one shit at a timeā€).

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981

Anything canned or that has a long shelf life like pasta or cereal is good.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/Femi_Sorry/status/1176694068241424386

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Lord Badtooth, First Earl of Hoagie

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986

I always hate it when scum like Johnson surprise me by acting true to type. I should know by now thereā€™s no depth to which they wouldnā€™t stoop. But, honestly, just reading now the stuff about Jo Cox was horrible.

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https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1176956434258518016?s=19

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989

Itā€™s along similar lines to his phone threats to have a journalist physically attacked.

Johnson is a horrendous public school bully boy, devoid of subtlety and humanity.

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990

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1176961973768065029?s=19
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1176961238187872256?s=19

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991

Wrong thread.

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994

Nothing. Youā€™re missing nothing.

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