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What are the non-morbidly obese reasons for requiring cardiac surgery at 36?

In America evil people never die

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News Alert! Donald Trump also brain dead, per 500 US officials.

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Yeah. Not sure why this would keep Kim from running the country.

Oil prices at all time low, KJ Un dead, immigration halted!

Re-elect the Donald!

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Smoking-related COPD and congenital defects, maybe other stuff. Could easily be a twofer, smokes like a chimney apparently.

I’m not religious but clearly God is just fucking with us know. That’s the country who’s leader gets taken out during this?

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Is this good or bad? I legitimately don’t know?

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ITT we cite a Breitbart writer.

Go home 2020. You are DRUNK.

Aliens by October.

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Who send’s the big beautiful letter now?

Spontaneous coronary artery dissection secondary to Marfan Syndrome.

RE: good vs bad, I don’t know and don’t really care. Fuck this guy, hope he dies. We’ll sort out the rest later.

Vladimir Putin twenty years ago.

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My fucking brains, man. What a weird 4/20, and no “medicine” in sight to get me through all this news.

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So now the range is somewhere between “not seriously ill” and “brain dead”?

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presidential medal of freedom now for the huge troll right

Maybe. Might be an absolute bloodbath though.

LOL. Trump always says “we’re looking into it”.

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How in the world is this not common knowledge to the admin at this point.

Fuckin buffoons

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