Kamala / Walz 2028

All the Jan6ers were rich failsons

There’s been F350s at every nazi rally I’ve ever counterprotested

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yeah they’ll go to the rally all day

they aint signing up to get shot at. that’s a tiny, tiny subgroup of rally attendees.

Ashli drove a $100,000 pickup truck

Counterpoint: the Conan episode and Vince Vaughn episode

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Also Neil deGrasse Tyson iirc

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There’s a way to come off well either way.

Like imagine Harris and Walz going on together.

Walz can’t take it and he taps out after like 5. He watches Kamala continue and says “Why are you doing this to yourself? You’re eating literal fire.” He asks one of the Secret Service people if their duties include stopping this nonsense. Cut to Secret Service person coming over, eating the wing and saying “good stuff”.

Kamala is crowned the winner, makes lighthearted fun of Tim, who says “this ain’t how you prove you’re tough where I’m from. Next February, come up to Minnesota in February and jump into Lake Superior with me.”

They both come off as fun and relatable.

Neither JD or Trump could pull that off, because they’re weird.

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Da Bomb is really one of the worst hot sauces of all time. Its gross heat that brings nothing to the table.

I do always like when people get to it though

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Ya it’s terrible as a sauce but sort of perfect for its purpose in the show.

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Right. There were J6ers flying to the riot in private jets, iirc.

I dunno, if they are willing to show up, there’s always a chance they are going to get swept up in some mob chaos.

yeah this is a good example

one shot and all of that bullshit stopped. nobody followed her through the breach. They were RIGHT THERE, they could have pushed through and overwhelmed the cop there and they would have been in the chamber with senators, one shot was fired and they all pussed out.

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https://x.com/MollyJongFast/status/1827775036754968617

I like it. Lighten up, Schumer.

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I would really think that rolling your eyes at Chuck Schumer is one thing that could unite us.

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what do you even do with that much money in 2024’s political environment? like what’s the most effective way to turn that money into votes?

can’t be advertising/commercials. local offices? but what are they even capable of? nobody’s actually undecided at this point.

anyone smart: you just got hired as kamala’s campaign director and handed the keys to a $500 million bank account. what do you do in the next 2.5 months?

I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities.

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Send this to Pelosi

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Ground operations. Get out the vote teams. Door knocking, phone banks.

Lots of micro targeted social media advertising. Lots and lots and lots of events.

Also. Plus calling Trump a rapist who banned abortion on every single minute of TV advertising we can afford.

I think there’s lots of ways to turn money into votes.

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