Kamala / Walz 2028

https://x.com/tylerpager/status/1819842958880883007?s=46

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I need a reason not to like the guy. Can’t get too fixated on one person.

https://x.com/meredithllee/status/1819554971852902719

Like sure, yeah, this is touching and all, but his daughter grew up to be a vegetarian.

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At least she’s not a vegan? Would be instantly disqualifying. No daughter of mine etc etc!

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At least his daughter isn’t VeganBooty

Boy, this brings me back to 2006. When political ads were recorded without visuals and at 0.75 speed. Simpler times.

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Hard times make hard of hearing men
Hard of hearing men get healthcare to make good times
Good times make vegan daughter
Vegan daughter makes hard times???

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Not bad. A few new items.

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The year spent teaching in china in 1989 will.be fun when the weirdos try to paint him as a communist sleeper agent

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Advising the gay-straight alliance in high school is going to be a “fun” attack vector too. I don’t think we should be disqualifying folks based on what Rs will say about them, but the interview process better make sure he has a good strategy to address the obvious critiques

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He supervised the lunchroom (I guess that’s the school cafeteria) for 20 years. He’s had a lot of jobs. Seems to lack commitment.

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Republicans will also surely bring up the 2020 protests after George Floyd’s murder by police, tying Walz, who was governor at the time, to the aftermath.

I’m curious what the vibes will be if they try to attack him for this. My sense is that even with some fallout violence, the Floyd protests are remembered as noble (with the exception of MAGA). Does anyone have details on what Walz will be tied to?

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The main angle I’ve seen is that he should have mobilized the National Guard sooner to contain the protests. The attack ads will be footage of a police precinct burning intercut with a guardsman saying that they were ready to go, but the order didn’t come soon enough

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“yeah. I’m a monster. I made gay kids safe in my school”

Surprisingly effective defense when you

(Checks notes)

Do things that are a) popular and b) the right thing

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“yeah. I’m a monster. I didn’t want to bring out the National Guard on my own citizens”

Edit. Not quite as good. But still works.

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https://x.com/maurabarrettnbc/status/1820118496333701523?s=46

Walz surging

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I wish I could be a fly on the wall of these meetings.

“what do you consider your greatest strengths/weaknesses?”

“If you were an animal, which would it be?”

“If a train leaves Cincinnati going 50 mph and another leaves Chicago going 35 mph, when and where would they meet? Show your work.”

“Morocco and China got beef. Over, I don’t know, trade routes or something. Solve it.”

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That’s on top of the hotel! That’s about 15 stories in the air! Look at that, that’s the Walz!

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I don’t know who it’s going to be, but I’m fairly confident that this Shapiro thing isn’t happening.

Surely she has to know that he has a lot of baggage that the others simply don’t have. It’s a completely unnecessary risk, and she hasn’t made even a minor blunder since Biden dropped out.