I guess being proactive is better when the school shooters show up.
Hey. This is pretty gross and shouldn’t be here
BRICK KILLED A GUY
That’s not entirely true. We also used to quote Old School and Ricky Bobby!
Maybe that’s the joke, but seems that statement wouldn’t be far from literally true if you replace Anchorman with The Simpsons.
We spoke Caddyshack in high school, had a whole language around it.
So you had that going for you, which is nice.
Nah, we are too used to the British saying things like miles per gallon or cubits per ox-cart or whatever other medieval nonsense.
Hey, at least we found a handy (and modern!) unit for measuring the power consumption of our TVs.
For anyone who’s not sure, kilowatt hours per thousand hours are also known as watts. And yes, those labels are real.
I’ll be honest. That seems a reasonable thing to do.
People get billed in kwh, they can picture how long 1000 hours of tv is, and make the connection between the two.