Just memes

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I don’t know. The HRE wasn’t all that bad, like the many free imperial cities where people lived free from feudal rule (except from the Kaiser way back in Vienna); compare that to the IR’s huge slave population! And while the IR was at constantly at war… wait a minute is this even an IR map? Where is France and Spain? Looks more like the Ottoman Empire + Italy.

Looks like the Justinian reconquest to me.

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Is this Loss

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Is that pronounced “thigh-tanic”?

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This reminds me of a post a guy made on another forum analogizing Jordan Peterson’s claims that LGBTQ people are a threat to traditional masculinity, which I have shamelessly stolen and am posting for you here:

JORDAN PETERSON’S FANBASE IS LIKE THOSE PEOPLE WHO DECIDED TO MAKE A WHOLEASS HIPSTER CULTURE OUT OF CAST IRON PANS. A CAST IRON PAN IS NEARLY INDESTRUCTABLE ON ITS OWN WITH MINIMAL UPKEEP. IT CAN BE WASHED WITH STEEL WOOL FOR FUCKS SAKE. OR AN ANGLE GRINDER. OR LOW YIELD NUKES. I UNBURIED A CAST IRON PAN FROM A PILE OF CINDERBLOCK SCRAP ONCE. I WAS LIKE ‘OH SHIT, CHECK IT OUT, FREE PAN.’ IT HAD BEEN THERE SINCE THE HARDING ADMINISTRATION. SOME VINEGAR WATER SOAK AND A HALF AN HOUR OF BRILLO PAD SCRUBBING LATER IT’S FRYING UP SOME EGGS. CAST IRON PANS WILL SURVIVE THE COLLAPSE OF OUR SUN. FUTURE ALIEN RACES WILL COLLECT THEM FOR USE AS ENTROPY-PROOF INTERGALACTIC CURRENCY. IT IS THE ONE KITCHEN UTENSIL I CAN THINK OF THAT CAN DEMONSTRABLY BE USED TO BLOCK SMALL ARMS FIRE AND THEN BE IMMEDIATELY RETURNED TO KITCHEN DUTY WITHOUT ANY CONCERNS. THE CAST IRON PAN IS ITSELF LIKE NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT HOW QUEER AND TRANS PEOPLE LIVE THEIR LIVES OUTSIDE OF BEING DECENT AND RESPECTFUL TO THEIR CONCERNS, BECAUSE HOW THEY LIVE THEIR LIVES DOESN’T HURT YOU ANY MORE THAN ANY OTHER GROUP OF PEOPLE JUST TRYING TO GET BY. YOU LITERALLY ARE UNIMPACTED. THERE ARE NO DURABILITY CONCERNS TO YOU FROM SUCH AN ACT. BUT SOCIETY IS FULL OF VICTIMHOOD FETISHISTS: PEOPLE WHO, DESPITE LIVING AS SOME OF THE MOST INHERENTLY PRIVELEGED AND UNSCRUTINIZED AND DOMINANT PEOPLES OF HISTORY, CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A NARRATIVE OF ACTUALLY BEING THE OPPRESSED. THEY BEG TO BE TOLD THEY ARE ACTUALLY LIVING UNDER A SINISTER BOOTHEEL OF HORRENDOUS PERSECUTION, BECAUSE IT IS FROM THESE NARRATIVES THAT PERSONAL MEDIOCRITY IS REVEALED TO ACTUALLY BE THE SINISTER, NIHILISTIC SABOTAGE OF AN EXTERIOR FORCE THAT IS NOT CAPITALISM. ENTER LOBSTER DADDY. “THIS SIMPLY WON’T DO,” HE CROONS AT HIS MONGREL FANBOY HORDE IN A KERMETTIAN CADENCE. “DID YOU NOT REALIZE THAT THE CAST IRON PAN OF SOCIETY IS ACTUALLY … INSANELY FRAGILE? IT WILL FALL APART AT THE MEREST WAYWARD PRESSURE. IT MUST BE PROTECTED VIGOROUSLY FROM THE EXACT SAME THINGS YOU FEAR: CHANGE AND DIFFERENT PEOPLE .” MUCH LIKE CAST IRON PAN HIPSTERISM BEGAN TREATING THE CAST IRON PAN AS A THOROUGHLY FRAIL AND INSUBSTANTIAL THING THAT HAS TO BE EXPRESSLY CATERED TO WITH ELABORATE AND DELICATE RITUALS TO PRESERVE IT, JORDAN PETERSON GUIDES HIS ADHERENTS INTO THE ART OF VIEWING ALL OF SOCIETY AS A RICKETY TOWER OF GLASS STICKS AND ELMER’S GLUE THAT WILL FALL APART AT THE SLIGHTEST AND QUIETEST URGING OF ANY QUEER OR TRANS PERSON TO BE RESPECTED EQUALLY. A CAST IRON PAN HIPSTER HAS THESE ELABORATE CEREMONIES OF FANATICAL PAN PRESERVATION: USE A DELICATE SALT WATER SOLUTION DABBING WITH PRE-TREATED SILK DOILIES. DRY THE PAN WITH NO MORE THAN FIVE GENTLE BREATHS FROM A KITTEN OR MID-SIZE VOLE, THEN TREAT THE PAN WITH VERY INDIRECT SOLAR IRRADIATION BEFORE LETTING IT SETTLE IN A CURATION-QUALITY HUMIDITY CONTROLLED VAULT. THESE STEPS MUST BE FOLLOWED AFTER EACH GENTLE CAULIFLOWER SEITAN SEARING, OR THE PAN WILL FALL APART LIKE AN EGGSHELL SCULPTURE. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ALLOW EVEN MILD DETERGENT OR A SPONGE TO COME IN CONTACT OR HAVE DIRECT UNIMPEDED LINE OF SIGHT TO THE PAN OR IT WILL EXPLODE VIOLENTLY. HOW DO YOU DO THIS. HOW DO YOU TURN A CAST IRON PAN INTO THE WILTING HYPOCHONDRIAC HAPSBURG JAW OF APPLIANCES. BUT JORDY P DOES THE SAME THING: CREATES ELABORATE RITUALS REGARDING HOW SOCIETY CAN ONLY POSSIBLY SURVIVE THROUGH EXPLICIT AND MANDATORY PREFERENCE OF THE ALREADY PREFERENCED. YOU MUST ENSURE YOUNG MALES COMPLIANT FEMALE MATES IN A ‘JUDEOCHRISTIAN’ APPORTIONMENT STRUCTURE. YOU MUST FIERCELY PRESERVE ANY ENTITY THAT CONSTANTLY BROADCASTS AND ENFORCES THE SUPREMACY AND INHERENT IMPORTANCE OF WHITE HETEROSEXUAL MALES AND THE BIRTH-DETERMINANT GENDER BINARY. THE SECOND YOU START LETTING PEOPLE CHANGE THEIR NAMES OR GENDERS OR DO STUFF LIKE MAKE IT EVEN MILDLY SOCIALLY LOOKED DOWN UPON TO EXCLUDE PEOPLE FOR LGBTQIA STATUS, THE CAST IRON PAN WILL DIE OF BONEITIS, SCREAMING THE WHOLE TIME. THE ONLY RECOURSE IS TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST WOKEISM AND SAVE THE POOR, POOR CAST IRON PAN WITH VIOLENT PUSHBACK AND CONSTANT VIGILANCE FOR THE CHAOS DRAGONS OF FEMINISM AND COMMON DECENCY. WE MUST NEVER MISTAKE THESE CONCERNS FOR SOMETHING DURABLE THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY WASH UP WITH LAVA SOAP AND TOSS IN THE DISHWASHER. IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE SIMPLY TAKING JORDAN PETERSON OUT OF CONTEXT AND SIMPLY MUST WATCH THESE NINE CONSECUTIVE HOURS OF RAMBLING PSYCHOBABBLE OR YOU WILL BE UNFIT TO JUDGE HIM; CLEAN YOUR ROOM. IN CONCLUSION JORDAN PETERSON ACOLYTES ARE A LAND OF CONTRASTS BETWEEN “BAD” AND “ALSO BAD” DONT FORGET TO LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE

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Makes me think of this

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In a row?!?

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DEMONIC

only real ones know about cube divinity

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