Just memes

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https://twitter.com/ITYSL/status/1606448357714567170?s=20&t=A9Y4jazD1cENZaSAEOjXIQ

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At dinner last night saw someone celebrating a birthday. Was wondering if Jesus ever resented having to share his birthday with Christmas. I mean what kind of baby wants Frankensense and Myhrr(?) as gifts?

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I spent my freshman year in a dorm, where we found it prudent to conceal certain smells that are integral to the college experience. So in addition to the ol’ moist-towel-under-the-door trick, we sometimes also employed incense, and frankincense happened to be my favorite. I’m not suggesting that Baby Jesus was a stoner , I’m just saying it’s possible.

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Throwback to the most savage Twitter burn of all time

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https://twitter.com/jamisonwebb/status/1600878069878706178

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To be fair. Hes probably like.

FFS guys. My birthday is in April. It’s fine. Enough with the jokes, just paas the Turkey

unlike Jesus, Dec 25th actually IS my mother’s birthday…thankfully we’re in Vegas this year so we can take her out to a nice dinner for once.

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thisisfine

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Somehow yer mom jokes will never not be funny to me.

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This would be so fun to unwrap by playing.

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Work smarter, not harder. This is good lighting imo

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XjI1

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