That’s the opening screen text from the film Master and Commander. If there’s more, I missed it too.
Well, I’ve never seen it, so I feel better about my confusion.
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This webcomic is some mom who hates her husband and it blew up on Twitter yesterday
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god, she seems like a real prize.
Gave a heart because it’s funny, but JFC not everything in the world needs goddamn pumpkin in it in September and October.
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How else will we celebrate the harvest?
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Am I now officially so old that I literally don’t understand half the jokes on a web site where the median age is about 80?
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Thanks. I actually scrolled through her instagram to find that particular one in order to get some explanation, and I couldn’t find it, which makes me more curious.
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LOLed the cat one. I have a standard speech for any guests entering my house:
“If you see anything that appears to be garbage on the floor, please be aware that it is not garbage, it is a CAT TOY.”
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The couch/bed grandpa Joe one 
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this where hilarious tiktoks go?
“and they set all the children free” made me lose it
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