wristwatch showing 4:20. Abstract style. Play around with dall e.
Nice colorful aces full of kings boat with “All In” in cursive underneath.
lol
ace of spades on my wrist so i can say “i always got an ace up my sleeve” is something i feel i could actually pull off
Say yes when nobody asked
Get a tattoo that says “Leviticus 19:28” just for the irony.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2019%3A28&version=NIV
? dont get it
Google Annie Duke Tattoo. (If you have a strong stomach)
posts it when nobody asked
I like this one:
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
ezekiel 23:20
She seems like the type to say yes when nobody asked
first “post” covid bar outing with a guy i know that’s back in town. some girls will be there. i dont want to go at all but forcing myself. it’s not like i’ve been in any situation like this in practically forever, seems stupid to pass. not drinking wont be a problem; if i drink i’ll become violently ill.
here goes nothing. already cut myself shaving and it hasnt stopped bleeding for an hour, but fuck it
6 and 9 of spades ldo
strong contender
hottest girl here called me a bitch within 15 minutes of being here for ordering a shirley temple so its going swimmingly
yeah i go with either coke or red bull with ice when i’m at bars.
I asked bartender for something non alcoholic and he basically said fuck you. so that was what i thought of.
lol i’m on your team and if you asked me for something non-alcoholic, i’d probably drop a cherry in your shirley temple too
i think i will probably sleep with this chick so it’s ok
i forget that hilarious di caprio post about me LOL