I can see the guards deliberately looking the other way and letting Ep hang himself. But then why delete the footage of Ep hanging himself? The official story is that Ep hanged himself! Also has anyone found evidence that the guards got paid off?
Like, any explanation you can come up with has lots of weird things that don’t add up. The prison being generally staffed with slobs who constantly cut corners, mislabel things, and fuck up handling evidence still doesn’t ring false to me.
It could contain something the guards didn’t want made public. As a wild fantasy: a guard takes a selfie while Epstein’s still kicking. The fellas will love it! Things get interrupted and damn it, we have to cut the prick down now.
This is so typical of conspiretards. The fantasy meanders to whatever nonsense is front-of-mind on the day.
and there it is
Pathetic.
It’s been said before but the actual conspiracy is he killed himself.
All of the evidence we’ve been allowed to see and know has been wildly inconsistent with a suicide.
All evidence that would corroborate a suicide somehow keeps going missing.
lol the rustlage
You gotta take the moments of heady ‘chessmate’ self-satisfaction in turn with the buzzkill chaser .
You’re not Biff from Back to the Future with his sports almanac
You wouldn’t be getting your rocks off itt if anything was known
A guy peering over his sunglasses at me to say “No Santa Claus? Well explain the presents, Einstein” and doing the old-timey sitcom thing of gesturing at me with his thumb while exaggeratedly shaking his head to an imaginary camera is never going to kill my buzz, man.
why don’t you summarize your fantasy for us all
start with who gave the directive, and finish with the patsy, low-level jailers that stand to gain somehow from their cooperative silence/ perfect negligence.
Were you not embarrassed enough the first time this “Behave more like a conspiracy theorist or I will mock you mercilessly” schtick blew up in your face? You fake-ignored me when you realised how dumb that sounded. I guess you forgot.
we can revisit any and all of my comments itt. Proud father here
You’d prefer that naturally to constructing your Frankenstein
Oh well if you didn’t get it, I’ll explain again. In response to this ‘challenge’, I can do one of two things:
a) Produce an extremely detailed theory of the case, naming names, elaborating chains of communication and instruction, ascribing specific goals and motivations to these named actors etc. Since, given the paucity of solid info available, such a detailed theory of the case will inevitably hinge on unevidenced assumptions, frequently daisy-chained well past the point of reasonable speculation, you will then proceed to mock me for, well, being a conspiracy theorist. Or:
b) Not do that, which you will then claim indicates that I’m some half-baked idiot mashing random buttons - can’t even explain this! can’t even explain that! - etc, and proceed to mock me for, again, being a conspiracy theorist (cf the Frankenstein comment - right on cue).
tl;dr “Behave more like my caricature of you or I will draw a different caricature of you” isn’t the mind-shattering challenge you may think it is.
no win situation
how 'bout we relax and quit investing so much in a joyless, I’m-right-you’re-wrong exercise.
I pledge to let the next ‘Mission Accomplished’ moment pass with Clovis-esque detachment.
u guys can back-slap in peace
u guys = George W
trolly, clovis and I iraqi insurgents with something better to do.
On the other hand, all evidence of a murder is also going missing.
durkadurka33 would be so proud
