https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1215324221276139520
Just an absolutely extraordinary run of the worst luck imaginable.
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The suicide attempt where he said the dirty cop tried to kill himâŚ
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I dunno, this is very consistent with the jail simply being incompetent as fuck.
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Once is happenstance, twice is coincidenceâŚ
Not if theyâre incompetent schleps who fuck this up all the time.
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Sure, in a vacuum itâs not proof. How thin can omnishambolic incompetence be stretched before it breaks, though?
At some of the places Iâve worked, quite thin.
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In a US prison? Very far.
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Not sure how amenable to âincompetenceâ people would be if it was bodycam footage missing after an âofficer-involved shootingâ, but less so than with this, Iâm pretty sure.
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Urkel teamed up with the three stooges to run this prison?
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I mean, if you were trying to cover up a murder here it seems like youâd want to release footage of his first suicide attempt and not delete it?
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ACCURATE USE OF RHETORICAL TERM OF ART ALERT Youâre begging the question.
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OK, so whatâs your alternative theory of what happened? Because if itâs âa hitman tried to murder him once and fucked up and came back a second time to do the murdering,â then Iâm going to ask how thin the omnishambolic incompetence of hitmen can be stretched.
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A prisoner trying and failing to choke his cellmate seems a lot more likely than the prison not only failing to monitor its most high profile inmate, but also conveniently deleting the footage from two separate suicide attempts separated by several weeks. And also failing to preserve the crime scene, and submitting an uncut noose as evidence after stating they had to cut Epstein down.
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One failed hit in a jail doesnât strike me as that implausible. I imagine itâs harder to murder someone than to copy a video file. The inconsistency of accounts of Epsteinâs manner, mood and statements before and after the first incident, two separate instances of missing surveillance footage, falsified timesheets, autopsy results atypical of suicide by hanging (though obv. not impossible), these all add up, even if each on its own is nothing in particular. And non-incompetence-based explanations are all still entirely compatible with mere facilitated suicide; youâre drifting back to âPizzagate or nothingâ thinking here.
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eyewitness testimony rests at the apex on a hierarchy of uselessness
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It would be nice to think youâd be taking that attitude if everyone was saying Epstein was moping around and reading Camus and shit. You wouldnât be, though.
this opinion isnât based on anecdotal noise, but rather a lifetime of experience
Jailhouse hit-squad lol
not enough lols
Iâm lazy, but pretend I rainbow-quoted this.
ETA Hahaha, murdered in jail. Like thatâs ever happened. Pff.