Jeffrey Epstein and Associates

No.

And it has absolutely no implications whatsoever! We should all stop talking about it!

Exactly what I said. Lol

You want to talk corruption, please do, because there is-you know-actual evidence for that.

Yeah, everyone ITT was gabbing non-stop about Pizzagate, Seth Rich and uh, the moon landing. Thanks for calling us out, we are grateful for your guiding hand.

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Enlighten me on the differences between those conspiracy theories and this one?

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The highest profile prisoner in the US who could possibly implicate many powerful people including two US presidents in child sex crimes just ā€œkilled himselfā€ in prison. Iā€™ll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.

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Everyone saying you can pay off a guard making $40K a year to kill him should realize that Epstein could pay that same guard 100X to keep him alive.

Like, whatā€™s the reason of his suicide? Heā€™s embarrassed everyone found out heā€™s a kid fucker? I donā€™t buy that.

Our friends at /the_donald are totally on board with the conspiracy theory.

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/coi4ww/were_shocked_i_tell_you_shocked/

Shockingly similar posts over there.

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After getting the lightest of wrist slaps the first time, he must have known he had seen freedom for the last time. He had plenty of incentive for suicide. Though that doesnā€™t mean thatā€™s what happened. Nor does it explain how he was allowed to pull it off.

This fucking pathetic country is making banana republics look good.

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Suicide or not it was obviously allowed to happen. If the powers that be didnā€™t want him dead he wouldnā€™t be dead, period.

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How about we as a culture get as interested in the Panama papers and massive tax evasion as a few sex slaves.

Like do we have to sprinkle in some underage nude photos to gin up interest in the real crimes. (Said in my Bernie voice.)

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He doesnā€™t want to go from one of the richest guys on earth, getting everything he ever wants, to the laundry room in prison for the rest of his life.

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Because everybody already assumed there was massive tax evasion among the rich and nobody gives a flying fuck about that.

Back when I still practiced, I visited federal detention facilities to see clients and have, on more than one occasion, done so while the defendant was under suicide precautions. They wore different clothing than regular inmate issue to prevent them fashioning a makeshift noose. They took all property including shoelaces and made them sleep on their mats without any kind of sheets or pillow cases.

If Epstein was actually under suicide watch, this couldnā€™t have been possible.

Youā€™ve got to be fucking kidding me

Iā€™m with Team No Conspiracy on this one. I think some of you underestimate how easy it it to kill yourself on suicide watch.

https://twitter.com/ConnorSouthard/status/1160179957189902338?s=19