Jeffrey Epstein and Associates

  • death by suicide unaided

I’d argue this is factually disproven and will call it 1.

  • death by suicide aided by incompetence

Call it 7.

  • death by suicide aided indirectly through manipulation/guards disappearing etc.

Call it 2.

  • death by a ninja staged as suicide

Call it 1, bearing in mind that it’s not unknown for people to get murdered in jail, and assuming that this possibility allows for some lunkhead just offing him and lazily tying a bedsheet around his neck with no outside prompting or assistance.

  • not dead at all
  • lizard people

DUDE, EPIC

0%, 75% (includes Epstein just totally scamming the low level people with no higher level help), 24%, 1%, 0%, 0%

Yep yep yep, consequences. Grave ones. Mark my words.

Post-truth reality. Fight the good fight. You’re certainly doing your part.

Yeah great shit man that was dope.

Nice retort, Kanye.

lol so we are not even fundamentally in disagreement.

Come home to 89 new posts ITT, think “wow, must be some big news dropped today.”

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This thread was way too long to read so naturally I grunched it. Can someone provide a couple of links to good articles regarding his death please?

And we haven’t been throughout the entire thread! Maybe more time reading other people’s posts and less time crafting epic ninja-related ZINGBOS might have made this plain to you before?

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I really, really don’t have the energy or time to go back and prove you wrong so I’m just gonna continue to sit back and laugh.

There does not seem to be any decent 1s around atm Rexx, we’re still waiting on Bill Barr releasing information about the failings of the system & the Medical report has not been made public or has any video of the jail/Cell been available yet.

I’m shocked.

ok guess I’ll grunch again in a month or so :relaxed:

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Yeah at this point it annoys me that this thread is on top every time I log in FUCK I just bumped it again

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People don’t seem to understand that the meta discussion here is far more important than the particulars of how he died.

There is a much larger impact on our society by people’s desire to distrust government in favour of grand conspiracy theories. This type of thinking is the very root of the nationalism and anti-science which is currently and actively threatening our very society.

If the past 5 years has taught us anything at all it should be that our epistemological mechanisms are under attack on multiple fronts and we should be highly skeptical of all claims which align with those attackers.

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Or, there is a natural inclination to believe in grand conspiracy theories and trying to eradicate that is fighting against basic human nature.

Yeah… I don’t think doubt is ever really the problem. The lack of doubt is the problem. I have a brother who is a full blown conspiritard and the thing that’s really interesting about him is that he’s CERTAIN he’s right. No doubt in his mind. Because the thing that conspiracy theory people love about conspiracy theories is that it lets them know stuff other people don’t know. It makes them feel special.

The conspiracy theories that stick with people who aren’t conspiracy theory people are the places where the official version is super weak. Shit I still don’t believe the official JFK story. I don’t know what the real story is, but I have very little confidence that they told the American people the truth about that. That doesn’t make me ‘part of the problem’.

There’s a group of people with a desire to be special and know things other people don’t know without actually having to do the work to know enough things to be special. These are your conspiracy nuts.

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It has to do with your ability to evaluate evidence, reach conclusions, and credibly rib the thread about lizard people when you bit hard on a conspiracy theory that honestly wasn’t that tough to figure out. Unless you’re saying you’ve corrected your thought process?

I have manipulation and incompetence pretty even, foul play longshot, zero on the others. Last check of 4chan had alive leading a Killary plot and all other bets off the board.

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I encourage the conspiracy theories directed at conservatives. Republicans have been throwing them at the wall to see what sticks with great political success. We can’t even get the plastic out of our water because of that tactic. Throw it back at them hard.

I mostly joke but not entirely.

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