ITV: Impeachment Television

Sondland is a lookalike-soundalike for Ned Ryerson, needle-nose Ned. Am I right or am I right?

Even mannerisms.

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This Stewart guy is dumb as rocks.

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He’s just holding up that transcript and hoping American people will read lol

Stefanik will be a Fox News natural after she’s voted out in a year. Has that critical mix of smug, condescending demeanor and absolute shamelessness.

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She’ll have to bleach her hair, though

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unfortunately, she’s not getting voted out.

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1197302352409251841?s=19

Strong.

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He doesn’t even need an announcement. That’s one of the dumber parts of this whole thing, like, Trump has one of the largest “news” outlets in the country completely in his corner as a propaganda arm that will push any bullshit rumor they cooked up. He’s got like 70% of local news stations that will reinforce the message, and and army of social media trolls funded by at least one foreign country to help. The idea that these guys were so fixated on getting a public announcement is fucking amazing.

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But the announcement is how you launder it into the more mainstream outlets like the NYT or the Washington Post. Sean Hannity yelling about Joe Biden allows a lot of people to waive it off as a conspiracy theory. The President of a foreign country giving a sit down interview on CNN where he publicly announces an investigation is weeks/ maybe months of front page stories wherein serious journalists write explainers about extradition procedures, and how much jeopardy he is really in. Biden has to answer questions about it on the trail in a much more detailed way.

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Her opponent raised over a million dollars over this past weekend. She most certainly can lose.

For those that are so pessimistic about everything, why do you follow this stuff? Makes no sense to me.

I’m not pessimistic, there’s plenty of house seats dems can win in 2020 (a lot in TX if they figure it out), but I’ll bet against that one.

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Updated meme to more accurately reflect today’s level of patheticness.

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They literally just won the presidency by screaming HER EMAILS, successfully baiting the FUCKING DIRECTOR OF THE FBI into making it a legitimate story, dutifully picked up by our whistle dicked friends at the NYT.

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Just catching up, but it seems obvious to me that Trump was obsessed with Zelensky making a PUBLIC announcement so that it could be Comey’s announcement 2.0.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1197310364133871616

https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1197311233424265218

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Those Gs are an impeachable offense on their own

While everyone is throwing Rudy under the bus, he finally has found a media outlet that will take up his newest defense:

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1197300843286056961

Last I checked, Glenn Beck was pedalling 43-tweet-long threads about the deep state and ~SOROS~, so this looks about right.

Glen need some of that righteous anger and insane bawling kayfabe to burn off a few pounds.

https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1197326272076156939

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