can we buy it?
Might need to sell our Squiggle.
they better throw in a instagram if they want my squiggle
How the fuck are my aunts going to know what they believe while Facebook is down?!
seriously though, while I don’t use Facebook and don’t have instagram, pretty much 100% of my communication is on whatsapp (like just about everyone in my country). I haven’t texted anyone in like 5 years
lol at the corporate accounts in the comments.
https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1445078208190291973?s=19
Back to MySpace!
Any code bros care to comment?
https://twitter.com/BenjaminEnfield/status/1445104389014835213?s=19
Man I think there’s a 0.0% chance that Facebook is gone forever (surely they’ve got plenty of backups?) but I might have to bust out my never-before-used ONE TIME here
Imagine the glut of conspiracies incoming.
Nah. They broke their DNS systems and can’t fix it remotely apparently and they have to go on site to their datacenters or something? But yeah 6% stock drop and zuck lost 7 B so far today apparently. 
Man, how much of a net positive to the world would it be if this happened?
Hell, even just breaking everyones friends and connections would be a huge net positive.
I mentioned just earlier that the only way to take down the ruling class wpuld be through revolution and guillotine that is never coming… but maybe there is another way.
Maasive props to the white hat who did this
I really hope this is what happened. It would be an amazing story if someone from the inside pulled the plug in some way, especially after the 60 minutes story.
According to the NYT, some security expert said it would be unlikely that a hacker could have taken down all of the FB apps at the same time.
I assume, though, that someone on the inside has more tools and better access than an external hacker.
Lololol
Productivity is up, boys!
No love for my title change sigh