It's the little things in life that make you smile in dark times (Steve Bannon arrested for boater fraud)

https://twitter.com/spiroagnewghost/status/1296561053086580736?s=21

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Someone needs to recut those “Oh look the Army is so cool, halo jumping out of airplane” ads with the Postal Service

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The butterfly sanctuary has been tweeting hot fire for a few weeks
https://twitter.com/NatButterflies/status/1286318301807890437
https://twitter.com/NatButterflies/status/1293556337834631169
https://twitter.com/NatButterflies/status/1286735318377472003

Good day for butterflies and the mail

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“This is your future Steven Bannon,” said the Oracle while turning over the image.

https://twitter.com/Josiensor/status/1296570740104404994?s=19

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In other yacht related grifting news:

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https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1296571658824830977?s=19

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https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1296488469485821953?s=19

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We all know Bannon’s doing like under a year of time, right? I guess he might run out of time to get a pardon before Daddy leaves office, though. So maybe he is looking at the chance of doing hard time.

Damn it, I started this post to tell everyone to prepare for WAAF-mode pardons, and now I’m actually holding out hope.

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1296584211906703365?s=19

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Name checks out.

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I don’t know why but this one made me laugh

https://twitter.com/twitersbadboy/status/1296578454469713922

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Criminal masterminds here

Texting confessions, lololol paging Stringer Bell

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Kolfage literally texted “as far as the public knows, no one is getting paid” which is not a text message you want in your history when trying to defend a charge that you made false representations to the public that nobody was getting paid.

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Boomers with technology is a godsend for federal prosecutors. I wonder if post-Boomer criminals will understand that they shouldn’t send texts about their crimes back and forth.

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Liberty University is a NASCAR sponsor? If you need any more evidence as to its legitimacy.

Kolfage is 37, so I think that’s gonna be a ‘no’.

You know you made a wrong turn when the movie about your criminal career is guaranteed to be a comedy.

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Millennial and Z criminals routinely make death threats on Facebook, so probably not.

Congratulations, you found a bad take from a guy whose job for 20 years has been giving takes. I guess that makes all his views invalid. Touche, you’re so clever.

He was also warning about the Post Office and vote by mail in April. Was Chapo warning about the post office?

Vox – 12 Apr 20

The debate over a post office bailout, explained

USPS is bleeding money because of Covid-19. But Republicans want privatization.

Apr 12, 2020

"Of all the things the federal government could conceivably spend money on, subsidizing six-day-a-week delivery of paper mail has never struck me personally as a particularly compelling value proposition. But given USPS’s popularity with the public, it’s also not really clear why spending money on this would be a big problem other than a principled opposition to having the government do anything at all.

In the immediate circumstances of a collapsing national economy that coincides with a census, a huge surge in people’s dependence on delivery services, and the potential need to convert the entire fall election to vote-by-mail, laying off tons of postal workers seems obviously unhelpful. But unless Congress can reach some sort of deal, that’s the situation they’ll be facing by late summer."