Iowa Caucus Predictions... SEASON Thread

look at those immigrants stealing my jerb and the government is making it worse/enabling it.

it’s cool though he was just doing rim-shots

https://twitter.com/ThatGuyScout/status/787148857029324800

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Lol what happened? (yelling?)

Yep. This caucus thing. It’s a concept whose time has gone. Clearly. Democrats in Iowa must be asking themselves (among other things) “why the fuck am I living in Iowa?”

You guys remember when I said Mayo Pete is a CIA psy-op?

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That reminds of John Hennigan giving up after two days when he bet that he could last six weeks on Iowa.

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Grunching, but I take it Bloomberg had a really good night last night, and Trump had the best night?

They don’t have to do anything because they won’t matter anymore… because they shouldn’t.

Had to jump in to say that America has the single worst designed and incompetently managed electoral system on earth. It’s basically perfectly bad.

I’m super confident in Nov after yesterday.

I’m now officially on team WAAF.

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Whoa.

I mean, yeah, on the one hand, don’t nobody yell at Jamie like that, but on the other, Sam is old school so you gotta grant him some leeway. Not as old school as Bernie but he’s like almost 60.

It’s like when Felix got jazzy with David Cross on Chapo. I’m like, Felix, I dig it, but David was speaking truth to power since before you born. I suppose people mainly remember him for the goofy Mr. Show shit during that time but he had an HBO standup special talking about the plight and dignity of the low-wage, so-called low-skilled worker. In the early 90s. Nobody with that type of platform in entertainment wanted to touch those topics.

In fact, if had to list a top20 things that influenced me politically as a young teenager David’s bit amount minimum wage would be in there. Like, “This is the absolute minimum we can pay you! Legally, we can’t pay you any less! Oh, believe me, we want to pay you less. Way less! But we can’t. :frowning:” and then talked about how if McD’s stopped advertising for x days they could increase their employees hourlies by y, like, “You have market saturation, nobody is gonna forget you’re the people who make the hamburgers, wtf!”

Lol, didn’t know this would turn into an essay, but yeah.

p.s. I should add that there was always Carlin but his rants, while delicious, were expressions of broad antiestablisment, apolitical angst. A different breed.

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Not Iowa Caca?

Reddit video of some lady caucusing for Pete. She finds out hes gay and tries to reneg on her vote. These fucking people smh.

It was really scary how ignorant most of the people were yesterday. Seemed like everyone had just made up their mind that weekend and it was all over some dumb shit and they basically knew nothing about the candidates.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/eyn5ia/homophobic_caucus_goer_finds_out_pete_is_gay/

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Yeah my family came from Ireland and Germany to the Chicago area. We lived in migrant neighborhoods with massive amounts of polish and other Eastern Europeans.

The only difference now is the color of skin makes it easier for dumb bigots.

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1224664649557131264?s=19

The only thing Iowa got right?

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So I went to bed early. What happened?

They currently seem as incompetent as the current administration. Not sure why I have been hoping for a regime change. This is nonsense.

Russian Twitter bots are having a field day

I have no idea why rounding up would be the choice. Seems strange to me. But I am not a math scholar or a Hawkeye / Cyclone graduate.

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Welp just spoke to my parents. “I heard Buttiboot won the Iowa caucus”. And this is coming from an above average informed liberal. Newspaper headlines and narrative matter.