Iowa Caucus Predictions... SEASON Thread

I need Bernie to win so he can give this look to Trump

Never been happier to hear Wolf speak.

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Nobody “owns” an app.

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Nothing to see hear report fooling no one.

wolf5

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These caucuses seem like some kind of crazy mob psychology experiment, some kind of mashup of the Milgram and Standford ones. Does anyone actually think this is a good way to make decisions?

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the update you’ve been waiting for:

https://twitter.com/Garrett_Archer/status/1224549654710247424?s=20

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Reading between the lines I’m guessing one issue is that a lot of precincts forgot about separate counts for first and final alignments.

he’s smarter than i thought

Lol flyover country always and forever.

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My guess is they found people defecting from viable candidates after round 1 and are noticing things like a candidate having 150 voters in round 1 and 145 in round 2. This has probably been happening for decades but nobody noticed because they never reported the round 1 data.

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Wouldn’t be surprised by that either.

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Just fantastic stuff that this shit show circus is the best way we’ve come up with for picking candidates to run the damn country.

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I give up. On to New Hampshire. Nite all.

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Are defections from viable candidates in round two allowed?

Biden is so liquored up.

It’s not implausible, but Occam’s Razor still has “They massively fucked up writing the app and it ain’t giving them shit.”

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No, if your candidate is viable after round 1 you don’t get to change your vote.

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nope. If your first round choice is viable, you’re locked in

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Why are we listening to some guy who finished lol 5th?