Iowa Caucus Predictions... SEASON Thread

Can somebody explain what the fuck is going on?

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The russians planted a few precinct leaders to throw it all into chaos.

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no

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Fucking Klobs deciding to speak first ugh

Lolllll not even trying to hide it now

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I guess the D’s are finally on board with the anarchy plan.

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The oldest Deomcracy in the world and the Greatest Deliberative Body in the World are simultaneously showing the world what’s what.

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A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy.

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Why is the Shining wife on meth next to Amy

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why is a candidate who could be announcing she’s dropping out tomorrow talking now?

klob is enthusiastically speaking to an audience of dumbasses supporters, and saying stupid shit

Klob is so…uninspiring.

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Screw it, Warren should just come out and declare victory based on internal counts.

Lol at laughing at her own terrible joke before the punchline

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Wow, just getting caught up. I forgot how enraging the coin flip nonsense is, particularly when the guy who got 111 votes gets the same number of delegates as the guy who got 47. What a clusterfuck and an embarrassment to the party this whole fiasco is.

WTF is this speech Klobs?

So who has the actual counts?

“My Klobuchar will beat Donald Trump”? The fuck does that even mean?

Why not? We already have amazing Orwellian takes such as “Bernie’s camp should have accurate numbers even if no one else does.” Yep, according to my notes here, let’s see, oh would you look at that? looks like I won in a landslide.

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just checked my phone. it’s only 8:30 pm.

fuck me it feels like I’ve been following this for years.

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