Iowa Caucus Predictions... SEASON Thread

https://twitter.com/KBrassenstein/status/1224536523355443202

You’re like an Eeyore bot who always posts the most paranoid possible takes. You can’t really rig a caucus. Supporters at each precinct know what the results were and will check what was reported.

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Can I be a Burro bot?

new flair!

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I will only let you be a burrito bot.

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Berneato bot!

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BRING ME MY AL PASTOR, BOT!

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https://twitter.com/jaylencavil/status/1224531122354298881

lol flippaments

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The app not working so they have to count and report another way and that’s going to take longer to do isn’t any sort of deal except we live in the instant gratification era so everyone’s complaining.

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I believe I said earlier that this caucus shit was some stupid shit and I stand by that statement.

lol wut

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Wait, this doesn’t make any sense. They aren’t doing coin tosses instead of rounding for the last delegate unless there is an actual tie, right?

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laughs in DNC

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If anyone got a piece of “Victor spouts baseless conspiracy theory -10000,” congrats

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I mean these are literally the rules of how caucuses work.

In my precinct we helped usher supporters away from Biden and Pete so they had zero supporters in the final count.

yeah…that’s bullshit. shold be 5/3 easily if not 6/2

even with that gap I think it’s possible though unlikely there could’ve been a tie for the last one. Dumb shit happens in these things like that–whatever I don’t know the full damn rules.

If anyone trusts the DNC to run an election congrats you deserve Trump

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Hello, this is Americansky Guyovich from Iowa one. Mister Bernie Sanders has 10,000 votes but we give him zero delegate. Goodbye.

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Instead of rigging it for Biden by just giving him the votes, the DNC rigged it so Biden’s epic fail gets lost in a bigger clusterfuck so he can limp along to SC.

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