My flashlight has a window breaking feature (just a hard metal point). This sounds like the lady who fired her gun instead of the taser. Oops, wrong tool.
I would be surprised if any organization trained their officers to use their service weapons as anything other than guns. I guess ICE is just using video games for trainingā¦
You sure about that? Thatās like almost 10 min miles.
Could you have done it pre-surgery?
Iād still bet on you being able to do it if your life depended on it.
The Long Run
Read this as fleshlightā¦ really not sure the need for that combination of features
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Not much use as a sex thing. You could blind yourself if youāre not careful.
I used to have a Maglite. Not all the funky features but nice and heavy. Gave me a sense of security, iykwim. Unfortunately the batteries leaked and corroded and I couldnāt save it. Costco had an Xfinity x1 5000 for cheap so I picked that up as a replacement. Not as hefty but it will do. Iām pretty well fixed for light sources now.
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Challenge accepted!
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iām surprised that people here think 1.5 miles in 14 minutes is a piece of cake. i guess i need to spend less time eating and more time running.
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Did just Cactus think itās easy? Heās only like 30 years old.
He said his 60-something dad could easily clear it.
Maybe when heās running his 5-minute miles he just canāt imagine that a human being could be so slow.
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BTW, is there a single human on the planet who would both:
A) Pass the 1.5 mile run in under 14:25
B) Fail the 1/8 mile sprint by going over 47.73
The pace for each race is almost exactly the same.*
*EDIT: Ignore this. I mathed bad. Original question still stands though.
If you run like 5 times in 15 days your lungs will improve drastically and youāll be able to clear that no problem if youāre under ~260 lbs and the age of 55 without health problems.
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Sounds like you should trying imagining running as a piece of cake, for motivation.
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Itās under a 6.5 mph speed, and thatās basically a light run. When I ran a lot I could hold a 9 mph speed on a treadmill for up to an hour as a regular workout. Doing 6.5 for 15 minutes is easily achievable with a month of practice for most people.
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A single 10-min mile should be doable for anyone whoās reasonably fit enough to consider working in law enforcement.
I could very nearly walk the 1.5 miles in 14:25. SPrint would also be easy.
I could do 22 Pete Hegseth push-ups, but I doubt I could do 22 true military style right now. Would probably need a few days practice to do that in a minute.
I havenāt done a sit up since I was a kid. I thought they banned those years ago. Just the thought of doing 32 in a minute is causing me physical pain. No idea how plausible that is, but it sounds insane to me. Not going to test it though.
I run every day and thatās just not so. Itās not fast by any means, but it is at least twice a walking pace.
I do think people here are underestimating the run. Itās not āhardā but you definitely have to be reasonably fit. Not surprised these wannabe ICE chuds are failing.
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Yeah, I did 2.43 mi this morning in 1h2m, in the dark with 500 feet of climbing in the first mile. On the flats Iām barely breaking 19 minute miles. Granted, Iām old and fat but Strava says Iāve walked/hiked 350 miles this year. Iām not saying Trolly canāt do 1.5 miles in 15 minutes, but it wouldnāt be walking.
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