I will go with Affiliated Female from now on.
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Lover sounds like something youâd use for a mistress.
For a spicy take you could say âparamour.â
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Intimate Contractor
Haha. Wow.
Like all these videos. It just makes me so mad.
I wish I had a way to share this around my building
I agree that âgirlfriendâ is awkward and a bit silly for people over 30 but it should be re-allowed once you hit about 70 because then it becomes adorable.
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Canât use a phrase that excludes married couples.
:rimshot:
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I sold a house and moved away from a fucked up HOA in 2003. Dues were $125/year and I paid them with a check. 6 months later I received a nasty letter from the HOA claiming I hadnât paid for the prior 3 years and demanding payment plus penalty. I sent back copies of 3 canceled checks along with a demand for $50 for my trouble. Figured Iâd never hear from them again, but got a check for $50 a few weeks later. Just a check, no apology note or anything.
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They paid you! That is like seeing a Bigfoot or some shit. Lol
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I think after you cash the check you should send them an angry email asking when they plan to pay you the $50.
And when they respond with the cancelled check, mail them a check for $5.
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sidenote: Something I learned on âWait Wait donât tell meâ last week is that during the filming of scenes on Endor, Peter Mayhew had to be escorted with âBigfoot Protection.â
You can read all about it on your new favorite blog, âSasquatch Chronicles.â
What country?
Cough, hack, and wheeze loudly while you walk to pick up your food at the door. Maybe fall over and start moaning while insisting that youâre ok if Karen walks by.
What exactly is this document?
Do the stage 4 restrictions really address residents in condos and how they receive deliveries?
Itâs a letter written by a company the HOA engages to help administer everything.
Due to the bolded and the âif you need help with your delivery please call Karenâ its lol obvious that Karen asked them to write it, then printed it out and left it outside my door.
The elite troll move would be to claim that I was quarantining and ask Karen to pick up my uber eats and groceries several times per week. But Iâm not sure Iâm at that level.
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And lol. Of course not.
Just tell them you think you have the vid and you need them to finish the transport from the entry level to the unit.
Do it 3,4,5 times a day. (Canât be going out with the Vid)
You are, YOU ARE AT THAT LEVEL.
One day order some really bulky stuff from the store like several cases of water. Another day find a sex toy shop that delivers in clear bags. Another day order a bunch of curry.
You can do this. It is in you.
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ActuallyâŚ
In order to minimise the number of non-residents entering the building, residents who are receiving deliveries of goods, including groceries, home delivered food, or any other package, should be instructed pick up the package from the ground floor entry, unless they are under directions to self-isolate or quarantine at home.