Hizzoner - Eric Adams

hahahahahah

Andrew Cuomo eyes NYC mayor job

https://www.axios.com/2024/09/26/andrew-cuomo-nyc-mayor-eric-adams-indictment

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I might be out of the loop, what does “Hizzoner” have to do with this?

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His Honour or Her Honour (American English: His Honor or Her Honor ) is an honorific prefix traditionally applied to certain classes of people, in particular justices and judges and mayors. In Australia and the United States, the prefix is also used for magistrates (spelled in the American style, “Honor”). A corruption of the term, “Hizzoner”, is sometimes used to irreverently refer to mayors of larger U.S. cities such as New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, or Philadelphia.[citation needed]

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I like that excuse but obviously make it longer than six. The fbi MAY be able to brute force that.

bribing someone with 50,000 Zyn’s is gods work.

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https://x.com/McKay4Senate/status/1839163385704849638

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https://x.com/Ali_Najmi/status/1839336789234131051?t=cNepvfr--RSsW3NzFB7acg&s=19

I mean you can easily write the scene in a comedy movie.

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Yeah, it’s Arrested Development level ridiculous.

My pony may have committed light treason

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Allow them to assassinate Enes Kanter?

I’ll never be as good at anything as the person who wrote this headline is at writing headlines:

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It’s a funny headline, but if I can nit for a moment, he’s… not accused of theft? Feels like they came up with the headline a year ago, high-fived around the room, and agreed they’d run it at the first, even loosely plausible, opportunity.

Nobody is covering themselves in glory here imo.