So fuck it. I’ve always said if I had no morals I could be a good grifter, and yeah, I don’t really give a shit about my countrymen any more, so lets brainstorm. What’s the best way to fleece these fuckers for everything they have?
christmas season coming up soon and i never know what to buy so this is a good thread
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you can just do basic fraud, elon proved it. Any kind of fraud. I’m very pro fraud now.
Man you just formulated my idea
Trump star to put on top of the Christmas tree.
$200 to see your liberal family members tears when they see the top of your tree
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Liberal tears Christmas ornaments?
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MASS DEPORTATION NOW wrapping paper
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Trump branded truck nuts
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I think the grift is easier when there’s grievances. If he had lost, the deplorables would be much more likely to part with their money for a cause than just a Trump memento.
Maybe a GoFundMe to lock up his enemies.
Miracle Drugs!
Just make whatever claims you want, put it into pill form, and sell it! Piggy back on the success of GLP-1, whatever. Who cares? Just make money
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Hmmmm, this one isnt a bad idea. The supplement market IS entirely unregulated.
Throw some sawdust in a capsule and say it “neutralizes the hunger mechanism within the gut and brain to lessen cravings and help you lose weight”
Candlesticks always make a nice gift.
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TrumpChristmasStar dot com with dropshipped stars. I think that would work. run some ads on OAN or Newsmax and you would be set.
How about a pill to set your child’s gender identity to 100% male/female, heterosexual
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FDA approved with rfk in charge
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fixed
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you can make a small fortune taking whatever mainstream trump grievance of the week is happening, find a good meme, put it on a cheap t shirt on one of those t shirt printing sites, put it in the right places on social media (i think they facilitate direct sales now, if not, theres other options) and watch the sales come in. they love buying merch
Trump garbage bags? 
MAGA black santa.