GOP insanity containment thread 3: more human than strom thurman

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https://www.axios.com/2025/03/11/trump-thomas-massie-primary-government-shutdown

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Already deleted?

I see it.

Forget Obama, it polled at Kamala +3 in November!

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One of those things that will never pass but made by insane people for insane people

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Ironically, the law DOES allow you to dress up like a face eating leopard.

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when the litterbox thing started going around years ago that’s when we should have known we were all fucked. it was just so dumb and unbelievable and every boomer was 100% bought in even saying that they heard it from a friends friend that taught at the school near them.

my batshit rwnj godmother even told me the litterbox thing ackshually happened at the school she had previously retired from…

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I came here to post this but my pony was dressed like a human.

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The underground Duck, Duck, Goose games will be wild.

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what the fuck is duck duck goose

It’s like duck duck gray duck, but better because you goose the person.

its a game where everyone sits in a circle and closes their eyes, a child will go around patting each on the head saying ā€œduckā€ til he declares someone a ā€œgoose,ā€ then the goose must chase the duck duck gooser, who does a circuit around the circle and if they are able to sit down in the goose’s seat before they are caught, they get to sit in the circle and the new goose starts the process over

sounds fun but really it’s just a game to bully fat kids

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Pretty sure the students of Smithville, Texas now know what to do. They can call it a Purrrrrfect nap in

Oh thats strange, obviously calling out different colored ducks makes much more sense than this duck duck ā€œgooseā€ weirdness.

Someone’s from Minnesota. When we moved there, the older boys told their little siblings that it was goose and to not go along with the grey duck nonsense.

That said if I’m in a war and unknown guy comes up and says he’s from Minnesota, I’m going to say Duck Duck and if the first word out of his mouth is goose, I’m shooting him as an enemy plant.

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Clearly how that one scene in Civil War should have gone

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My MIL told me the exact same thing

Nah. I did alright at duck duck goose. Would never win when I was goosed. Cos you have to get up. But when you are goosing it’s just about being smarter than a 9 year old with your pattern and a fast start

What

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Grue is an Aussie. They played snake snake platypus.

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