GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

Such dramatic music.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/NGrossman81/status/1370386952084725762

Why is he doing this? Who is the audience? This has literally zero chance of happening.

https://twitter.com/steventdennis/status/1371944631714381825?s=21

Republicans are in full-blown “signal to the base” mode. And by base I mean mega-donors.

Look no further than all of them against the stimulus to please the mega-donors, then trying to trick their low-info constituents into thinking they voted for it.

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So if I sock away my money into stocks, can I call myself cash poor?

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Fuck it, I’m ranch poor. No ranch at all except a half a bottle of avocado ranch dressing. I don’t even like ranch dressing, but it’s the law in the Midwest that you have to have some.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/generalslug/status/1370455008295186440

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Sounds like a regular Joe Sixpack.

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https://twitter.com/AP/status/1371916704645849089?s=19

:thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

I love how it’s just new devices, not “require all ISPs to block it” which would actually prevent people from watching porn.

I can’t think of a better way to alienate your voters than blocking porn.

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https://twitter.com/AndrewSolender/status/1371940133046468608?s=20

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Can someone explain to me like I’m 5 why we can’t call the nutjob from GA the C word? That word was made for people like her. Hate to see it go to waste.

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@suzzer99

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1372004765517803525?s=21

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I can only mansplain why

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What’s stopping you?

Careful, you’ll summon sp.rings.1

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