GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

It wasn’t just Flynn who was treated very unfairly!
https://thehill.com/homenews/news/541911-ex-trump-appointee-arrested-in-capitol-riot-complains-he-wont-be-able-to-sleep

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So many color schemes out there

https://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/us_tl.html#mult

hahaha, DOO IT DONNIE!!! it is definitely a GOOD IDEA to primary someone who already won a write-in campaign after failing in the primary.

Forget where, but I read that his aides find this a little doubtful. They suspect he won’t be campaigning in AK because he…wait for it…doesn’t like long plane rides.

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I will lay 10-1 against Donnie McFatfuck ever setting foot in Alaska

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Lol Donny has no idea where Alaska is. He probably thinks it’s North Dakota or something.

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Does he have to? Surely he can cut election promos and post on Parler from Mar-a-Lago.

Obviously, but he said “I will be in Alaska” which is as likely as “we’re going to the Capitol and I’ll be there with you.”

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The tree is slightly less mobile.

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Losing a primary and winning the general as a write in is insanely impressive. I’m surprised Murkowski doesn’t Yolo way more. But I guess maybe this is her yoloing.

Like how do you even do That? Does Alaska just have an insane amount of independent who are really conservative?

Imma get a flag with a couple random colored stripes on it and if anybody asks me what it’s for I’ll act like they’re horrible unpatriotic garbage for not knowing.

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They seem to have a lot of people with more on their minds than politics, so maybe name recognition is enough.

Note: I base this entirely on the show Life Below Zero.

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If this is real it might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

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Worth a read.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1368585155628122119

Well fuck

These laws are only going to get worse the closer we get to the election too.

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Its just fucking ghoulish, and any time they are asked by the judge why they want to do this shit, they cant come up with anything besides “It gives us a better chance to win.”

I’d guess they will implement monitors going forward & use Covid-19 as cover so that the people in the cue are 6 feet apart at all times.

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