GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

Neither does he

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Being a gay Catholic priest must make you an absolute god in certain fetish communities.

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Sad trombone sound:

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It’s a great show though. MTG comes on and gives all the qanon scoop about the sickos in Washington and how their pizza parties are really sadistic child sex rituals and then Matt Gaetz oh… Oooooh.

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It is absolutely outrageous that Matt Gaetz is still in Congress. The other one too, but less so.

It’s odd that she hasn’t been taken out by that Jewish space laser yet.

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This is on the Jews for not getting with the program.

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Maybe we should tell them she’s a Palestinian.

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It’s wild that we have a congressperson who literally says that The Jews have a space laser and this isn’t the #1 news story right now. It’s like we spent a day laughing at that story and moved on to other crazy shit.

Don’t be surprised if Gaetz doesn’t turn to super overt racism to fix his train wreck.

Clearly racism raises money for the GOP.

Yeah her getting the donations is no surprise really. People will start catering to the donators and just do racism if it sells.

She is what the average republican voter believes now. She is the base.

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It seems pretty clear to me that she is raising more money than she can realistically spend, so might as well go on a “tour” (aka boondoggle). I am sure they are eating well, drinking well, and staying at some nice hotels.

I mean, imagine every 3 months you have $2 million hit your campaign fund, and you are in a R+60 district. You have no scruples and no actual policy goals. What would you do with the money short of outright corruption and illegal behavior?

There’s a reason they are going to Florida, Arizona, and California and not Ohio.

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She’s already rich, she inherited (surprise) a family business.

https://twitter.com/tobymorton/status/1418306629552988164

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Can someone please at least confirm that AOC has her beat?

I’m pretty sure that guy plays 5/5 NL at every casino I’ve ever been to. He’s the mark.

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https://twitter.com/ltgovmcnally/status/1418244408760274948

I’m very confortable drawing the line on the other side of Forrest

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https://twitter.com/crampell/status/1418288577788657668?s=21

They’ll just not do it and nothing will happen.

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Am I wrong in assuming that the MO Supreme Court is a bunch of Republicans?