GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

No it does not have a 50 cal mounted on it

https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1401728435932831744

https://twitter.com/RepMoBrooks/status/1401595174220861453

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every time I think some R this time definitely has wrapped up the dumbest member of congress battle there immediately is a new contender

I’m sure there are no materials in that gmail account that would be bad for the public or any enemy to know or anything illegal he did in there.

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54 is his year of birth. What’s 56?

His wife is named Martha [the Mar?], so maybe it’s her birth year

Gotta be. He was born in April, so that’s the 454. Her bday must be in September →
956.

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I was thinking now that we’ve cracked this number puzzle, we could take on Riemann next.

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The GOP is insane and we need more political parties to get votes in our elections

https://twitter.com/LPNH/status/1401991776030887940

oh right, it can always get worse

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Even Gary Johnson is like “woah, dude.”

https://twitter.com/GovGaryJohnson/status/1401994925982597122?s=20

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What’s next, a license for a toaster?

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BOOOOOOOO!

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I feel like the logical conclusion from this is that libertarians ought to believe in legalized prostitution for anyone over the age of consent.

I believe you meant under

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Age of consent laws? That sounds anti-freedom!

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The founder and CEO of OANN, Robert Herring, later told the Daily Beast that he was “not really hiring anybody for talk shows,” as Gaetz reportedly desired. Herring said that he advised Gaetz to remain in Congress.

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/557259-newsmax-says-network-turned-gaetz-down-for-a-job?amp

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The market will prevent them from being exploited.

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Lawsuit more like lolsuit.
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1402085010740592644?s=19

What’s the background here? Was she like hiding out to avoid getting served?

I guess. I didn’t know you could serve the wife, maybe they didn’t either. The story had been that her husband was using his blockchain skills to avoid getting served so they sent their ace after Martha, aka m956.

My obscure lawbro Twitter guy thinks the suit is a bad idea but it at least delivers laughs.

my state representative just posted this on facebook, another imaginary cartoon boogeyman vanquished!

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