GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

“We can’t be homophobic, we have a gay donor!”

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Nunes cow follows me on Twitter. Should I be afraid?

:crazy_face::sunglasses:

Also cool that Kevin McCarthy sees no need for a bipartisan commission to investigate the insurrection.

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Moo

https://mobile.twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/1394331867319578624

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Something like A Time to Kill but instead of “now imagine that girl was white” you have “but now imagine he watched MSNBC”

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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.axios.com/susan-collins-reelection-investigation-finance-scheme-11280676-b9f6-480d-a47f-c33f3f7ab4ca.html

Ow! My monocle!

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https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1394779061017317376

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And this is why those who say things will get better once the awful people die off are sorely mistaken.

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I mean, I don’t expect there to be any shortage of garbage human beings to replace the current crop of GOP politicians once they croak or anything, it’s about the voters. And no that shift is nowhere near as dramatic as we had hoped, but it still exists. I’m about as WAAF as anyone on here and I still think the voting population gets like 1-2% less deplorable every cycle.

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But Trump said Mitch is a dumb son of a bitch. He’s bound to fall for it!

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Sounds like he’s going for diminished capacity. Or jury nullification.

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How about a Conservative?

Live boy, dead pig.

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I’ll go ahead and file this under the wearing RBG t-shirts, Robert Mueller meme scrolling and knitting of pink hats.

Meanwhile the repubes have been packing courts and actually getting their nasty shit done.

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https://twitter.com/matthewjdowd/status/1394728408333103111?s=21

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The GOP is in that period like where the UFC fighter has been knocked out, but his opponent is pounding the shit out of him anyway until the ref jumps in.

What refs?

Your analogy makes more sense if the Rs are the guy doing the pummeling, democracy is the one getting pummeled, and the ref is standing there reading the rule book to the Rs saying “You’re actually now allowed to beat that guy to death, it says so right here on page 73! This is very serious!”

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He’s referring to the previous GOP types like Cheny & Romney vs the new Trump party.

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https://twitter.com/realguldukat/status/1394879275141062656?s=21

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But abortionnnnnnnn

I mean the enemy of my enemy and all that but what if they kill babbbbbies!