GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

Go with nonmeat, then meet, mete, and met with the long-e accent mark, making them ban one at a time.

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Sure, but this is all phony concerns. The beef industry is fabricating a consumer concerns that the company name Beyond Meat causing mass confusion. They just want a regulation that can be wielded against their competition.

So what exactly is causing the gas hoarding panic from the GOP? I saw lots of that this weekend and I figured people were just loading up for their boats or something on a river trip.

Cyber attack on a pipeline, but also BIDEN.

Obviously the cyber attack is actually Biden’s fault. Russia would never have done this with Donald J. Trump in charge (which is actually probably true, but not for the reasons these MAGA idiots think).

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I could sort of accept banning the use of meat or beef, but saying you can’t call it a veggie burger, veggie hot dog, or veggie burger is ridiculous. Burger =/= meat.

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The’ve all moved to the Darkside

Dark side is the name of the hacker group involved, incase anyone wondered what I’m referring too

Fear. They’re afraid of everything.

This person still has an active law license, LOL LAW

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1392484838507155457?s=21

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Students for Trump co-founder and pugnacious MAGA Twitter star Ryan Fournier allegedly helped his friend create a fake law firm to bilk innocent clients, only to turn against his one-time partner to help federal law enforcement, according to records and statements made Tuesday by a lawyer involved in the case.

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1392647831631052802?s=21

call it a “texas meate” and really put them in a bind

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What is more delicious: Beyond Burgers or the irony of the people that make hot dogs suddenly deciding that consumers need to know exactly what is in the food they’re buying?

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https://twitter.com/mariannareports/status/1392759516513685504?s=21

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1392811874157142019?s=21

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Oh God that chyron has to be Onion.

It’s amazing that that chyron unironically exists.

But MTG is a terrorist. If AOC is a terrorist sympathizer, isn’t that good for MTG? Why she mad?

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In this context terrorist means muslim. Except rohingyas, they are the only non-terrorist muslims because chyna.

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Terrorist are not known for their self awareness.

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https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/1392901961771593731

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https://twitter.com/jasonvillalba/status/1392599973401878532?s=21