GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

In one hundred years, nobody studying “history” is going to believe any of this shit.

In a hundred years, there might not be “history”.

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Excellent Inso/Landlord joke in here.

https://twitter.com/BrentTerhune/status/1365840441783054336

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1366057489385615368

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1366061562386132992

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https://mobile.twitter.com/svdate/status/1366048752356704272

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Not bad, but I think this is the gold medal winning response:

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@BestOf

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I dunno. I’m a cisgender male. Shouldn’t I be allowed to play with a cisgender toy potato doll?

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Hopefully someday you’ll catch a break.

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Your potato is whatever gender it is regardless of whether they prefer mustaches or being called Mr.

Don’t let David Brody constrain your concept of a potato’s gender identity!!1!

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You’d think the white nationalist event was CPAC, but you’d be wrong. It was AFPAC!

https://mobile.twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1365505067953045505?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1365505067953045505|twgr^|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fgop-congressman-skips-covid-relief-vote-to-speak-at-white-nationalist-rally_n_603aa71ec5b6d7794adf63d0

But he did later speak at CPAC too.

https://twitter.com/DrPhilGoff/status/1365917805225406467

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Your pony presents and identifies as slow.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/RagingPachyderm/status/1366017047646244865

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pretty fucking accurate, if only 4 years too late.

Real or onion?

That’s an interesting hairstyle for the person on the right.

I think that’s called the Ted Crewz Cut.

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We were seven days since the last time someone invoked the Curse of Riverman.

Reset the clock!