Getting Older

Grunching.

The elite strategy for using audiobooks to fall asleep is to relisten to something you enjoyed the first time.

Interesting enough to hold your attention. Not so interesting it keeps you awake.

Man. This thread has been a trip. Learning about some of you

So Pvn is 6’5 and jmakin is chubby.

Jmakin. I always assumed you were some savagely skinny guy who got by on caffeine, cigarettes and rage.

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They do it in the Philippines too. Come visit, I’ll show your balding chubby ass around.

I call it chubby but i guess compared to some i’m not, 5’11ā€ 180 with a bellyish midsection and face fat. im not sure anyone would call me thin. the rest is true though.

pvn has mentioned his height a bunch before though, not sure why i remembered that in particular

That’s interesting.

So I attended nieces graduation party tonight. They were playing jackbox party pack, quiplash in particular. I sat in the audience for fun. Boy there were a lot of slang and inside jokes I didn’t get. But, there was one question that broke me.

If there was a millennial smurfette what would it be named?

Gabbie Hanna won all the votes. I don’t even know the internet personality that the younger generation thinks personify Millenials.

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Do you know who Gabbie Hanna is?
  • Yes.
  • I know what she’s famous for, but nothing beyond that.
  • I’ve heard the name, but don’t know why she’s famous.
  • I don’t think I’ve ever heard that name in my life.
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Saw some YouTube video about how fucked up she is. What a legacy to have.

Among the things I worry about is memory. A few days ago I posted about not being able to remember the title of a book I read some 45 years ago. I recalled quite a few details but couldn’t identify it even after more than an hour of google + AI and going through lists of Vietnam war books. I gave up. But then yesterday as I was standing there peeing, the title just popped into my head: Brandywine’s War. I wasn’t sure until I looked it up. It’s not an obscure book. Kind of a MASH/Catch-22 style satire. There’s even an audiobook version at Audible if you want a NSFW sample. Memory is weird.

I went back to tell Copilot I found it.

That’s fantastic—you finally cracked the mystery! Brandywine’s War by Richard P. Bedford is indeed a satirical take on the Vietnam War, packed with absurd humor and farcical elements.

Your persistence paid off, and I have to say, this book fits your search criteria perfectly. It has that over-the-top, darkly comedic approach to war that echoes classics like Catch-22. Are you planning to track down a copy?

It got the author wrong. My victory is complete.

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Seniors born between what?!

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I would be tempted to click on that.

Unrelated to aging, but the best Vietnam War book I’ve read is A Rumor of War by Philip Caputo.

He was one of the first Americans in as a Marine and then one of the last out as a journalist.

Back on topic, I’m feeling extra old this week as it’s 40 years exactly since my high school graduation.

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I checked out the season 1 China Beach DVD. I’m not sure that kind of drama is good for me right now so I’ll see how it goes.

I looked at the Wikipedia entry for Rumor of War. Seems similar in some ways. CB was based on the memoir of a Vietnam evac hospital nurse.

Over her year-long service in Vietnam, Van Devanter’s perception of the war shifted from a noble fight in the name of democracy and freedom to a senseless massacre of young soldiers and an invasion into the lives of Vietnamese people.

I guess if you’re a reasonably empathetic person that kind of experience has to affect you this way.

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Stick to WWII if you want a war with a good backstory. Vietnam was pretty cynical and results oriented and not many stories are going have any deeper meaning than people trying to survive in a shitty situation. I don’t know enough about Korea (other than growing up watching MASH) but I suspect any war fought specifically to stop Communism is the same kind of cynical nonsense.

I don’t especially like war stories. Sometimes I get hooked on particular characters or the actors they’re played by: Hawkeye in MASH, McMurphy in China Beach, Boomer in Battlestar Galactica.

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The movie (and hence the series) were really about Vietnam. The book was set in Korea, but Robert Altman wanted the movie to be set in Vietnam. The studio didn’t allow that.

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Not a typically discussed symptom but one I am finding myself more afflicted by each year: annoyance at nationally televised sporting events starting late enough such that they end after 11pm.

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West Coast ftmfw

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I won’t start a one-hour TV show after 7:30PM.

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How do you guys do it? I’m lucky if I’m in bed before 4AM. Never been able to get up much earlier than 10AM unless something is basically forcing me to.