Every Episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987-1993) RANKED

We like to think of Star Trek as high minded philosophy but with so many episodes to fill there’s a lot of “what if everyone got space madness?” or “what if they find a planet where everyone’s hot and horny but they kill you if they touch you?” kind of stuff that’s just fun and has gone away with prestige TV, reduced season lengths, etc.

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The hot and horny planet they better kill you or they’re never leaving to be fair.

s3e12 The High Ground

on a planet roiling with terrorist attacks by an oppressed minority, dr crusher is kidnapped while providing medical aid to a bombing victim. the main hamas guy is educated and styles himself as a george washington revolutionary. he wants medical aid and food supplies from the federation and crusher is like, “sure hey look that’s no problem, we’re the good guys we would never ally with a nation that is an obvious stand-in for modern day isreal”. meanwhile aboveground, riker witnesses the everyday injustices of a militarized police state in action.

then up in the sky, the crew is trying to #freethehostage when Data decides to study the military and philosophical principles at play and he objectively concludes that violent terrorism IS effective and justified.

when hamas strikes the enterprise, they take picard as a hostage and bring him underground. they demand the federation start embargoing and blockading the planet. riker, worf and some assorted idf forces infiltrate the underground base and unnecessarily shoot the main hamas guy in the back. riker says, “you didn’t have to kill him” then the enterprise crew just leaves.

Summary

s2e16 Q-Who?
s2e14 The Icarus Factor
s3e4 Who Watches The Watchers
s2e21 Peak Performance
s1e17 When The Bough Breaks
s1e25 Conspiracy
s1e1, s1e2 Encounter at Farpoint parts 1 and 2
s2e12 The Royale
s1e22 Symbiosis
s2e3 Elementary, Dear Data
s3e3 The Survivors
s1e20 Heart Of Glory
s1e8 Justice
s1e10 Hide and “Q”
s1e26 The Neutral Zone
s1e21 The Arsenal Of Freedom
s2e20 The Emissary
s2e8 A Matter Of Honor
s2e9 The Measure Of A Man
s3e7 The Enemy
s3e6 Booby Trap
s2e18 Up The Long Ladder
s2e10 The Dauphin
s3e11 The Hunted
s3e12 The High Ground
s2e17 Samaritan Snare
s2e13 Time Squared
s2e15 Pen Pals
s2e4 The Outrageous Okona
s2e2 Where Silence Has Lease
s1e9 The Battle
s1e13 Datalore
s3e10 The Defector
s3e4 The Bonding
s2e22 Shades Of Gray
s2e1 The Child
s1e18 Home Soil
s1e11 Haven
s1e6 Where No One Has Gone Before
s1e19 Coming Of Age
s1e12 The Big Goodbye
s2e11 Contagion
s3e1 Evolution
s1e15 11001001
s3e2 The Ensigns Of Command
s2e19 Manhunt
s2e5 Loud As A Whisper
s1e7 Lonely Among Us
s1e23 Skin Of Evil
s2e6 The Schizoid Man
s1e14 Angel One
s1e4 Code of Honor
s1e16 Too Short A Season
s3e8 The Price
s2e7 Unnatural Selection
s1e5 The Last Outpost
s1e24 We’ll Always Have Paris
s1e3 The Naked Now
s3e9 The Vengeance Factor

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