It’s the Juniper. So I think that means not a new model. He’s also out of letters.
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The Juniper Ys are fucking ugly, the front is OK but they made the back look dumb as hell.
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First off, just recognizing the existence of this quote: “FUCK OUTTA HERE THROAT GOAT” and it is Azealia Banks to Kanye. But fredd, dafuq this have to do with Elon? Next Tweet.
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Worst quarter in 3 years, no guidance,.stonks up 5% after hours. O Elon is going to step away from doggy, yes that’s how you pronounce that, and spend more time at tsla.
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Theres been one parked on our local college campus for the past few months. 50 yards from a police outpost, lol. Wondering if some guy has just been waiting day after day for the leftists to set it on fire.
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I see them constantly in LA, and not just the guy down the street. His other car is a day-glo orange Rolls Royce.
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in irvine they’re everywhere. for certain types of asian dudes seems to be a status symbol
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I still see them all over.
In my 15yrs of Big4 auditing I kept track of my inside knowledge vs coinflip where the stock would go, and I lost. Nothing matters, volatility and inertia well eat us all away in the end.
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I didn’t see many cybertrucks for a long time but lately they been popping up in Fort Worth.
I guess it depends on where you live and how scared of liberals you are.
I live in bright blue suburban LA. Ted Lieu is our rep. So I guess they’re not very scared of us.
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I think I’ve only ever seen 3 Cybertrucks in my life.
Definitely seeing them in Ohio.
I do automotive testing. A while back I was at a proving ground using their VDA (vehicle dynamics area). Just a large concrete pad where you can do maneuvers as fast and dangerous as the space will handle. Sometimes there are other cars out there and you need to coordinate with them what you will be doing and where to avoid any accidents. This particular day there was a cyber truck out there. When I pulled up next to him I told him this was a weird place to just leave a dumpster. I’m guessing he wasn’t a Tesla employee as he got a good laugh.
FWIW I saw the truck doing some low speed hard cornering maneuvers, and it was impressively nimble. I’m guessing he was evaluating the steer by wire. Still tho, fuck Musk.
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If I had more money I would subscribe to Lockett and whenever he posted Elon stuff make myself a big stack of pancakes with extra butter, extra syrup to enjoy while I read.
Musk is quite possibly the most accomplished bullshit artist in history. His fragile ego guards his lips against the truth at all costs, and he has manipulated this trait to pipe billions of dollars into his own greedy pockets. For a while, he appeared to be self-aware about this characteristic, so he enforced that his engineers break their backs trying to bring his deranged myths to fruition. Sometimes, these plans worked, such as with the Model 3 and Falcon 9, and the engineers’ success painted Musk as a visionary genius. But other times, reality got in the way, as with the Hyperloop, Cybertruck, Twitter, Starship, 4680 cells and “Full Self-Driving”. These public and abject failures revealed the truth that Musk is nothing more than a moronic lying grifter. But Musk can’t accept that fact — he drank his own Kool-Aid by the gallon. After all, it’s not his lies that are the problem; it is these engineers who built his empire that are the idiots. So he ignored them, undermined them, and overruled them. He took the very thing that made his empire tick, its very foundations, and shot it in the head. Now, it is just a corpse being puppeteered Weekend At Bernie’s -style by an egotistical ketamine-drenched kleptomaniac donkey. And there is no better demonstration of this than Tesla, with recent leaks pumping the air with putrid smells, making its death an unavoidable truth.
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I don’t necessarily dislike this dude for buying a Tesla because maybe he did it before we knew that Elon was a total jerk. But the people who back into parking spaces…that’s fucked up.
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If you ever visit Japan, you’re in for an unpleasant surprise.