Elon Musk: The Reichest Man Alive

I would like to make fun of this but it would be illegal :frowning:

We’re all having a great time now guys right? I’m #actuallylaughing constantly. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: If there is one word I would use to describe American conservatives it’s happy.

I’m certainly not a bitter cringey 60 year old super divorced weirdo with a deformed dick high on god knows what and a hairs breadth away from killing myself at every moment.

Nothing has changed since the chapo boys went to CPAC its just all the weirdest angriest freaks in history each trying as hard as they can to convince each other and themselves that they aren’t totally miserable. And failing.

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https://thehill.com/homenews/5158351-musk-attacks-astonaut-mark-kelly-scott-kelly/

“Hey @ElonMusk, when you finally get the nerve to climb into a rocket ship, come talk to the three of us,” the Arizona lawmaker wrote on X in response to Musk’s post calling Danish astronaut Andreas Mogensen “an idiot.”

Maybe Mark should sell his Tesla. Donate it to NPR or something.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/02/22/musk-federal-employees-explanation-dismissal-00205613

so what exactly do you do here says guy who does absolutely nothing here

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asks employees to please reply with “approx. five bullets

phrasing

But seriously, that’s 3 million people. Nazi asshole. I hope DOGE get copies and Trump too.

I saw a Tesla with a Boycott Tesla bumper sticker.

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A little voice inside my head said “don’t look back, you can never look back.”

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Goddammit I was going to make a similar reference and it wouldn’t even have been as good.

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Not sure how Elon could be a bigger ass-clown. Imagine getting hit with something like this at work.

I mean, who knows, but this seems like endgame crazy shit to me. Elon crashing out.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a63857202/tesla-cybertruck-losing-body-panels-reports/

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https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/elon-sends-wild-saturday-harassment-email-to-all-federal-employees

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To All Government Employees:

Let me see your code.

Thanks,
Elon

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I’m not sure if military personnel are ordinarily considered part of the federal workforce, but then Elon probably doesn’t know either.

I would hit the ‘report suspicious email’ button my work has installed in outlook on that.

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Let the infighting begin.

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Bart Scott "Can't Wait" on Make a GIF

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Maybe next time consider the question beforehand

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need a luigi or mario or wario figure asap. fucking hate this mfer

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Lol who the fuck is actually reading that email.

I’m afraid to ask but…poll results?