Elon Musk: The Reichest Man Alive

I’m not the first to compare him with Lex Luthor. But we have to replace LexCorp with Tesla, Superman with idk, … woke?

I asked Copilot to describe Luthor:

Key Traits:

  • Genius-Level Intellect: Lex Luthor is a brilliant scientist, inventor, and businessman. His intelligence is often considered his greatest weapon.
  • Wealth and Power: As the CEO of LexCorp, Luthor has immense financial resources and influence.
  • Obsession with Superman: Luthor’s hatred for Superman drives many of his actions. He sees Superman as an alien threat to humanity and is determined to prove that humans can achieve greatness without extraterrestrial interference.

Notable Actions:

  • Corporate Manipulation: Luthor often uses his company, LexCorp, to fund various schemes, including the creation of advanced weapons and technology to combat Superman.
  • Political Ambitions: In some storylines, Luthor even becomes the President of the United States, using his power to further his anti-Superman agenda.
  • Villainous Schemes: From creating synthetic kryptonite to forming alliances with other supervillains, Luthor’s plans are always elaborate and often involve significant collateral damage.

In essence, Lex Luthor is a character driven by jealousy, ambition, and a desire for power, making him a formidable and complex villain.

luthor without the intelligence

rest of the list nailed it, wealth and power, obsession with wokeism, corp manipulation, president of the US, alliances with other villains check on all those

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https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a63856171/lamborghini-driving-tiktokers-tesla-cybertruck-hunters/

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What is elon’s drug of choice? he obviously seems high but i have no idea what hes taking

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Reportedly, ketamine.

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republicans and/or conservatives simply can not understand media at all… i dont know if it’s the lack of empathy or creativity or imagination or what… but they never seem to understand any of it.

earlier he was saying that he was fixing “the matrix” and everyone thought that was impossible. not setting us free from the matrix… thus implying he’s on the side of the people enslaving humanity.

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Principal Skinner GIFs | Tenor

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You know who else was into ketamine?

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https://fox59.com/indiana-news/indiana-man-charged-with-threatening-elon-musk-on-x-arrested-for-felony-intimidation/

Obviously it’s a situation where you have somebody makes public statements on a social media network for everybody to see – threats against another person – and that has to be taken very seriously. You know, it was just, December last year, (UnitedHealthcare) CEO Brian Thompson was shot and killed walking along the sidewalk in Manhattan. Had there been some type of a social media post prior to that that could have been looked into and prevented something like this? So we can’t take those chances in this day and age to put something that’s very inflammatory, specific towards a person and just expect that to go without us looking into it.

I need him to fucking respond

And I still need that blowjob from Christy Turlington.

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Most people go with someone who is younger than mid 50s in that spot.

Not judging, just observing.

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Grimes deleted those tweets. Maybe she got his attention. Maybe she decided they weren’t a good idea. Difficult to say.

whats with all the cougar ageism on this board all of a sudden, arent like all of you 60

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For the record, I strenuously object to charges of ageism. Nothing wrong with that age range at all. Very likely more skillful. I was merely making an observation.

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some of yall have never gone with a chick fresh off her 2nd divorce and a midlife crisis fitness journey and it shows is all im gonna say

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It’s a Rounders reference

I googled it. A legion is like 5,000.

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I love Rounders as much as the next bro, but gotta update the references, imo.

But, yes, I had forgotten that.

it cant be since googling is easier than posting here so what is it

Nah, it’s definitely harder. Not much harder. But harder.

If you’re saying it’s faster, no argument there. But I’m a patient guy.

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